well, there was this guy,,,
but other than that, lots of stupid things. one of the most irritating is that as soon as i chip my nail varnish, i have to peel off the whole lot, even if it was a new and expensive manicure. i just can't stop peeling it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh, yes
I have to do it too, so now I don't varnish my nails anymore.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I chew my nails
because they're plastic and therefore satisfyingly chewable. However, they WILL break and then I'll be annoyed that I have to walk around looking scruffy for a couple of weeks until my next appointment.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I sorted that
by eating chewing gum at all times. It's good for your jaw and your "underchin bit, I don't really know the name, above your neck, you know, that horizontal muscle"
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Maybe
Dewlap?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)

but it can cause
cancer of the pancreas, apparently
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Yes, I think you need to eat a ton of it
and probably swallow it too. I think there are worse things out there causing cancer and, at the end of the day, everything causes cancer.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:19, Reply)

this is true
although one of my best friends from home has been really ill with girl problems. i just found out this morning that they are referring her for cancer tests. she's 29 and she has all the symptoms that my friend's mum had when it turned out to be ovarian cancer. i feel really sick with worry for her.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Oh, I'm so sorry
That's crap. In Spain you get checked once per year since you're 16, I don't understand why here it's only after you're 25 and every 5 years.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

it's not 25 and every 5 years here is it?
I thought it was from when you started being sexually active or 16 and then with reasonable regularity after that.

not that I know for sure, being a bloke and all
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

My wife had similar problems about 10 years ago
and was diagnosed with ovarian cancer but when they went in to operate they found that instead of cancer she had bad endometriosis and ovarian cysts; so there is still hope.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

It's called your wattle
but I don't like that word, it sounds fat.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:21, Reply)

it reminds me of one of the wankers from Ally MacBeal
he had a fetish for old women with a dangly wattle or something ridiculous
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

it's addictive
my hair salon does that bioscuplt gel thing, which is like a 6 week manicure. it's brilliant because it's almost unchippable, but it's £100 a go. and i still manage to chip it and then peel it off, which utterly rapes my own nails underneath!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)

fucking hell, I thought mine were pricey at £25 every four weeks.
I've had biogel on once but it looked dead cheap and bendy, so it probably wasn't the same stuff. Mine is acrylic with a gel overlay so it doesn't chip.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:22, Reply)

the salon is ridiculous
it's £340 for highlights, cut and colour.

but you do feel really special!

mind you, my wilmslow salon does it just as well for about £190.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)

oh £190, that's far more reasonable.
I highlighted my hair myself with a £6.99 bottle of Clairol.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)

i used to dye my own
but i ruined my bathroom carpet and my dad made me pay for a new one. that was far more expensive!

i can't do highlights, i am shit at things like that, glooping a semi over it was as good as it got.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Hur hur
'semi'
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

oh, al.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

See, now it's just not fair!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)

fucking hell

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

O_O
My haircuts cost £7
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

mine cost £16 and that's a lot

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:35, Reply)

that's because you're so furry

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I only have the hair on top of my head cut.
I've only once had someone offer to trim my beard. They did a good job.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

was it in a creepy fetish way?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

it was not

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)