I want a warm muffin and some hot tea and a box of tissues and a long hug.
I'm getting sick.

What do you want?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:14, 27 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Today to be over so I can get myself down to Brixton to watch the Black Keys tear it up.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:15, Reply)

to not have to go to work

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:15, Reply)

this

( zulu eh?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:16, Reply)

that's it?
gawd
call off then
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I mean ever
I've already been here half the day today.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:19, Reply)

A bit of peace and quiet
a beer and a blowjob
( Peej, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I wanna huh I wanna huh I wanna huh I wanna huh
I wanna really really really wanna zig a zig ahh.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:23, Reply)

thanks
That'll be in my head all afternoon
( zulu eh?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Also I want the council to fuck off.
We sent our exemption from tax letters off about a month ago and we've just got a court summons. WELL FUCK YOU THEN.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)

let them take you to court
then they'll look fucking stupid.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:26, Reply)

We apparently have to pay 60£ for the summons letter.
And we got 3. AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH


edit: through the door at the smae time. not ignoring them so they sent three.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:27, Reply)

If you want any help with the council
ask me. I've been battling Southwark for a year and six months now.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Cheers. FHSP is going to call them-
a friend has also had a summons due to Kings not sending him the letters. He's sorting it out too, but if shit continues to look bad I'll give you a gaz.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Wine, music and good company.

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:23, Reply)

A day off
With pyjamas and toast and saucy emails
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Ooo! this would be a good second choice.

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Innit a good one
Simple but satisfying
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I haven't had a saucy email in ages.
Or toast for that matter.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Inner peace and enlightenment
or, if that's going to take a while, a filthy shag.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I was selling hotdogs the other day.
A Buddhist monk turned up and said "make me one with everything".

I've got my coat already, thanks.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)

*throws drumkit off cliff*

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Two elephants and a snake
ba-dum sssssssssssssssssssssssssss
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)

For some reason that's even funnier

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)

*is glad he wasn't on the stool at the time*
Stool. Hur hur.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Mrs Hatred to get a new job
As she dislikes her current one (and rightly so). I'd also quite like a cup of coffee but I haven't emptied the cafitiere from the last one.
(Leonard Hatred briefly did some work on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)

INFORMATION.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Okay okay!
38F
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 14:43, Reply)