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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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No, no you're not bad.
Feel smug, and feel good about feeling smug. The ex I hate is now poor, fat, can only get high school girls and has even worse hair. And I love it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:56, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
He's always only been able to get high school girls surely.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)
Yeah, but difference is he's now 20.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Well I'm sure he'll live an terrible, sad, and very short life.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)
sadly
quite a few men wouldn't mind at all if they could only get high school girls!

or should that be "if only they could get".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Not when they're 15
And friends with your little sister.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)
oh
yeah that's not great
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)
What?
And he's 20?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)
It breaks the xkcd rules.
EVERYONE KNOWS THE XKCD RULES
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)
I'm going to regret this
What are the xkcd rules?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)
basically this
www.thirdwave-websites.com/blog/Relationship-Age-Ranges-Half-Plus-Seven.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:09, Reply)
That's what I thought you meant

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)
It's a good rule

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Yep
To be fair, the girl in question is now probably 16, as this was back in April. But at the time, she was 15.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Even 16
It still feels wrong.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)
(20/2) +7
17 is the youngest he can go. You can't argue with maths.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Exactly
That guy is wrong.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:14, Reply)
That's what I love about these high school girls, man.
I get older, they stay the same age.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:09, Reply)
that's a quote btw

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Tell yourself that
As you get burning loo rolls chucked at you as you are led off to the nonce wing.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)
"Its ok guys! I'm not really a massive creepy paedophile!"
"Guys? It's only a quote! Come back! please?"
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:14, Reply)
what upsets me most is that you freaks clearly haven't seen one of my all time favourite films
you losers
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:15, Reply)
I have, doesn't stop you being a nonce.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:16, Reply)
takes one to know one

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Did your highschool girlfriends teach you that insult?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:18, Reply)
librarylols

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)
no, it was your mother

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)
She's above the upper limit.
You're just making things worse.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:21, Reply)
there's really no way to dig myself out of this

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Step 1: Stop sleeping with school children.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)
you bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Please, dig deeper
It's highly entertaining
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)
we are not here for your entertainment

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Yes you are
I've got popcorn and everything.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:27, Reply)

popcorn gonorrhoea
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)
Thats the one I need to complete my collection.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)
Gotta catch them all.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:34, Reply)
so you can become an STI master?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Yeah

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:39, Reply)
Dazed and Confused
Haven't seen it, have no desire to, but that line's quoted a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:17, Reply)
this upsets me even more
it's a great film. fantastic soundtrack.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:18, Reply)
I liked it and Slacker by the same director. I just can't remember them very well now.

(Cave Duck, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Which film is it from? Brian from Family Guy re-enacts the scene
(I know I could google it...)

Edit - got it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:17, Reply)
Did he leave you?
I broke up with this one, and felt quite bad about it, but now I think he's being a bit of a prick, and I feel good about his mum not having a reason to be so smug about him.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:04, Reply)
No, I broke up with him
Because I hated him. And also because he consumed and destroyed my life. When I came out of the relationship, I was depressed, had no friends, no hobbies and no social life because he controlled it all.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)
I know the feeling
I hate it. I was very lucky because in one of those times I was trying to break up with him I got a 3 months scholarship in Barcelona, and that time without him made me realise how unhappy I was.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)
That's good.
Relationships like that are never healthy
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:18, Reply)
morning
I has an ache, but it's not as bad as last week's, PROGRESS. I've been showing Labs vids of handsprings, he's well impressed. Or at least he pretended to be and that's half the battle.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:27, Reply)
OH HAI
Yay. I hurt this week. Excellent, men usually seem to think its actually really easy and that they could out-pole us. NOT TRUE
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)
I said
That I'm certain I couldn't do it, and I was genuinely impressed. Kitty's just being mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:35, Reply)
Good.
I bet you're thinking that it must be super hard and that we are really talented and strong. Yeah?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)
As a matter of fact, yes.
I have tried a few moves, so I know how hard it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:38, Reply)
Good good good
Just so long as we're clear on the fact that Kitty and I are awesome.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)
There's nothing quite like a forced compliment is there?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)
you have to take what you can get
you of all people know this.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)
It's ok, I generally dislike compliments.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)
How do you know you dislike them?
You shouldn't judge til you've actually had one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)
I don't like the thought of them.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)
assuming you are being serious
why is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)
same reason he never smiles
he is the devil.

well maybe not, but there is Something wrong with him.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)
I like how Something has a capital S
like it's srs bsns
Even if it was a typo, it's a very appropriate one
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)
no, that was a Deliberate Capital
for Very Serious Bsns as you say.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:05, Reply)
I approve.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:06, Reply)
I'm not very needy,
I find them quite embarrassing.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)
I don't think it is needy to enjoy being complimented
desperately seeking them out, perhaps, but not just taking pride in having something good about you or your actions commented on.

the embarrassment thing is fair though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)
yeah but if it never ever happened to you
you wouldn't know how to react either
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:05, Reply)
It's funny how you're all saying I've never been complimented
but everyone in the subthread has complimented me before.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:06, Reply)



also, I believe in giving praise where it's due. There's too much bitching and putting people down as it is. If someone does something good then I'll tell them.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:08, Reply)
I do know the feeling though
compliments make me uneasy
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:13, Reply)
that's a smashing blouse

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:13, Reply)
shuffles from foot to foot

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:15, Reply)
i think not
prove it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:14, Reply)
haha
"aww, everyone else has one...*sob*...DIDN'T WANT ONE ANYWAY, DON'T LIKE THEM" *tantrum*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

everyone else has one
something about tidying up
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)
even when what he can get is
NOTHING!?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)
now now, vipros
frenetic masturbation isn't entirely nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)
Well it has nothing to do with compliments,
which is what we're talking about.
pay attention.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)
some people eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)
it most certainly has
if it's the only way you have to make yourself feel good. (ie it's all you can get, but it's better than nothing.)

christ even when i stick up for you, you are mean.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)
i for one
am very clear on this!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Ta very much :D

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)
having seen some of those photos
my thoughts were leaning in that direction
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:38, Reply)
See above

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)

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