Having a shit imminently.
Then starting the next Stephen King book, then seeing Ross Noble with 'that girl' tomorrow night.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:17, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Which one is 'that girl'
And how is it you're getting lady action, and I'm getting fuck all?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)

No action, this is the one I was telling Rswipe about. The one that you have always liked
and something happened a long time ago and then nothing else. We haven't seen each other for a while and fancied going to a comedy gig. On a brighter note I am still overcome on how many lovely ladies are on my degree.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:21, Reply)

Who have I always liked?
I'm getting really confused now.

I think you are talking about someone YOU'VE always liked.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:25, Reply)

I meant that to sound all dramatic like it applied to all men.
But yeah the one I have always liked.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)

Bless.
If you're going to a comedy gig, don't sit near the front. Should you get picked on by the comedian, you won't get to first-base.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:30, Reply)

I have met Ross Noble before so hoping if he does see me he won't nail me.
He is exactly the same irl*

*opinion based on a 15 minute encounter and may be fundamentally flawed.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)

We used to go to a bi-weekly comedy night
and we'd always sit near the front because we were easy targets for the compere. So we'd have handcrafted jokes we could then re-use on each other, plus after a couple of months we got some backstage afters and one thing led to another and I now have Mark Thomas's mobile number.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)

I expected the end of that anecdote to involve more fisting

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)

It did in my head.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:35, Reply)

All I'm saying is someone, at somepoint definitely got jizzed on.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Light texted Thomas and said
'Ooh, Mark! Give me some more of your special comedy PRODUCT'*

*I may have made all of that up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:39, Reply)

you're in the right place
Legless has been doing that for years.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:41, Reply)

Would it be possible for you to keep the same login name for more than 20 minutes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)

I'm settling on Atticus,
Bobby is dead.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:45, Reply)

*The Internet celebrates!*
(Look, it's better I say that than TGB).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:54, Reply)

It's ok, I'm like Obi Wan
I come back even stronger, but shit at acting and scottish,
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:57, Reply)

this should be the end to every anecdote
or at the very least, every anecdote where someone just catches the end
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:39, Reply)

bi-weekly?
Is that a period of time that both loves weekends and also loves weekdays too.

Bi-weekly, it'll sleep with any of the days.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)

every two weeks you ignoramus

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)

You know I knew what you meant didn't you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)

yes
I suspect you are far smarter than everything you have ever said would indicate.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:58, Reply)

Harsh.
But strangely, I'm not. If I was more like my online personality, people wouldn't spit at my in the street.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 23:01, Reply)

I may have overstated the backstage shenanigans a bit
we hung around afterwards, the compere bought us a drink and left his mobile phone on the table, we went through his contacts. At no stage did Mark Thomas jizz on me.

I cannot speak for my mates, however.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)

*narrows eyes*

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)

When you two actually hook up for real can I come to the wedding?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:25, Reply)

hahahaha
Knowing you, you'd cum AT the wedding.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)

Well you can go to his wedding but your'e not coming to mine.

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)

oooooo subtle burn.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)

She doesn't like me anymore because I'm poorly.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:30, Reply)

And because you fuck dogs.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)

She told me she is comfortable with that.
As long as I don't let them get on the furniture.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:35, Reply)

I reckon she is playing hard to get mate.
Like the great dane you once told me about.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)

Woof!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:35, Reply)

And they called it pupppyyyy loooooooovvvveeee

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:36, Reply)

What ever it's called keep it on the newspaper.
I'm not cleaning the bloody floor again.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:40, Reply)

Rarrr

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Good evening my dear,
I saw your thread. You seem to attract nutters.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)

Always frigging have done mate

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:28, Reply)

just look who she's with now

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)

I don't really know much about Mr Trial Price but he seems to be well liked here
so he can't be an utter bastard or anything? Arsenal were poop today.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)

He's both devil and angel
But I'm tipsy and I love him and that. People like him and his big grin.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:40, Reply)

He's a bloody handsome fucker and you know it.

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)

I know but don't tell him next time you're snuggled up in that portakabin together

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:43, Reply)

One thing I can do is keep a secret.
It's just a shame you can't give him everything he wants from a woman.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:46, Reply)

I did those exercises and everyhting:(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:47, Reply)

I don't think any woman could do that
gaylolz
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:48, Reply)

clearly you are unfamiliar with recent advances in prosthetic science

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:59, Reply)

even with dubious taste in childhood music

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:45, Reply)

Watchit wino

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:46, Reply)

:( just because my wine
is in a brown paper bag doesn't make me a wino
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:47, Reply)

And you're Betty Boo, and Emily Pankhurst so quite a good match eh

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)

Haha innit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Unfortunately my two halves
are Eric Cartman and Jack Black and have yet to find a woman who is sadistic enough to deal with me.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:46, Reply)

Don't you mean masochistic?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:47, Reply)

probably
=)
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:49, Reply)

Boop boop de vote

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:45, Reply)