But 'oop north' £8 buys you a three-bedroom house,
and still leaves you change for 40 Woodbines, a night at t'pictures and the latest George Formby.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:08, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Including an outhouse.

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Daan Sarf it buys you a cheap tin of beans

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:11, Reply)

.
cheap tin of s
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:12, Reply)

But at least you'd know it was an organic bean raised in entirely welfare-approved free-range conditions.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:54, Reply)

and all the whippets you can eat.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:11, Reply)

have you even seen a whippet?
there's no meat on them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Which is why you need as many as you can eat.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:17, Reply)

touche

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Damn Straight!
Thus leaving more money for lovely booze
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I really don't think the fact that everything up here isn't a complete rip off is a bad thing
you're just an idiot for paying what you do.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:14, Reply)

it's worth it for not living in the North

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:27, Reply)

it's not that bad up here
I'm not a big snobby ponce like you lot though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Oh have another 'barm cake' and shut up, Nommers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I don't buy into the weird bread related fights people have
Also, by birth I'm more Southern than you, geographically speaking.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I do like his grills.

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Turned out nice again

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:16, Reply)

*facepalm*

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)

I saw this brilliant feature on QVC or something like that with Hulk Hogan doing his own grills
and they had a wrestling commentator guy on with one of them dangling microphones going "LEEEEEET'S GEEEEEEEEET REEEEEEEADY TOOOOOO pick-up-the-phone-and-OOOOORDEEEEEEEEEER", I proper roffled.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 9:38, Reply)