Films!
Over the last few days, a few of us in our office have been talking about our favourite things in films, be it the "Does he look like a bitch?" speech from Pulp Fiction, or the bit at the end of Sixth Sense (she doesn't get out much).

I couldn't reduce them down to just one though, as I've got so many. So then, what are your favourite scenes/quotes/narratives/etc from films, as many as you like?

One of mine is the bit at the end of The Green Mile, when Michael Clarke Duncan stops Tom Hanks from putting the hood over, saying "I's afraid of the dark". Fucking gutting.

Alt Q: What is your opinion on Watership Down?

That's got one of my favourite bits too "All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you; digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed." - That with the theme tune played over it, superb.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:30, 93 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

the best scene in any film ever
is from Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight

Billy Zane is a demon, encouraging someone to wipe away a seal made of Christ's blood. The guy agrees, Billy Zane opens his mouth, a sponge unrolls from his mouth and he waggles his eyebrows.

Fucking genius.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I love Tales from the Crypt
My favourite episode is when Ewan McGregor is a zombie and his girlfriend sleeps with that black guy from James Bond, so he shoots him and says "the living can't be trusted". Then the black guy leaps up as a vampire and goes "neither can the dead!" and kicks the shit out of him.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:47, Reply)

that sounds good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:51, Reply)

It's here if you're bored at lunch
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnGcGI6iic4&feature=related

Although that bit is in part II. And I've kind of just ruined it for you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Rabbits are cunts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I like that bit in that film where that bird gets her Bristols out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Wow!
Me too!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:36, Reply)

In The Shining?
You need help.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:43, Reply)

That bit in serenity when Firefly comes out of the nebular
followed by dozens of reaper ships.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:33, Reply)

isn't the ship called Serenity?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Yeah whateverz geek face.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:34, Reply)

oh the irony

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I fucking love that bit
That entire film, actually!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Firefly is the type of ship
Serenity is the name of the ship. Fucks sake man.

And the best part is when River goes mental on the reavers.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:49, Reply)

That's good,
I prefer Mal's "If I went to war believe me you'll see something new" line as well.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now...
[River cocks the gun she is pointing at Mal]
Or, we could talk some more.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I like it when he says to Jane "you wanna captain this ship?!" and Jane goes "er, yeah!"
and he goes "well...you can't"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:59, Reply)

"I am, of course, wearing full body armour. I'm not an idiot."
( Kroney, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I love the bit in Anal Prolapse 3 where the star realises how much she loves a2m

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:35, Reply)

That was rather unpleasant.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:40, Reply)

It was worse for her, she'd had curry for dinner

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:42, Reply)

ha ha

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:43, Reply)

"I'm not stuck in here with you, YOU'RE STUCK IN HERE WITH ME!"
Alt Q: Never seen it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:35, Reply)

that is a great great line

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I punched the air in the cinema
and shouted "YOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR!!!!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:36, Reply)

And then you were asked to leave.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Yeah
*sadface*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:53, Reply)

That bit is indeed excellent.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Rorschach is excellent throughout

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:37, Reply)

That bit is ace

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Rorschach was my favourite character, despite being fucking insane.
I dated someone who was practically Nite Owl II. It was amusing, while it lasted.*


*could, in NO II style, apply to the sex.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:42, Reply)

He's not insane
He's dedicated.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I proper love the THIS IS SPARTA! bit (in 300 IN CASE YOU'RE THICK)
even though it's been done to death now.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:52, Reply)

are you deliberately talking about the wrong film?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I meant in 300, obv
I wasn't talking about Watchmen.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:57, Reply)

but you just suddenly chucked it in
in a conversation about Watchmen
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:58, Reply)

sorry
I was thinking more of angry men shouting in films and how it makes you want to go "YEAH!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Now for Christ's sake, does either one of you have anything even remotely interesting to tell me?

I caught my first tube today... Sir.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:40, Reply)

excellent

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I could do this all day

You gonna jump or jerk off?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Watership Down makes me a bit misty eyed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Feeling better Jeff?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Nope!
Feeling a bit brighter than yesterday, but I'm still rotten.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:47, Reply)

rswipe is terrified of General Woundwort
I'm not sure why...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I never got teh fear of Watership down
When it comes down to it, they're rabbits not fucking rapeosaurs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Bad Boy Bubby
When he first wanders on the stage with the band and starts ranting and shouting and the band start taking his lead.

"Be still ya litte cunt! I'll beat ya brainless"
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Shit film, great line

"Did anyone order a cunt"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I'm just a little too late for the last thread
so I'll put my annoyance here. A girl had written on my friend, who's at the University of Oxford, that she was "COMING OXFORD ON SATURDAYYYY". The one who wrote it is herself at Cambridge. University of. Doing English fucking Literature.

WHAT THE FUCK YOU UTTER SPASTIC. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE TO? IS IT REALLY THAT HARD? IT'S NOT FUNNY TO DELIBERATELY TALK LIKE AN IDIOT. OR COOL. FUCK OFF.
I may or may not have personal grievances with this girl
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:45, Reply)

*administers sedative*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:47, Reply)

ooh wait, wait, I have something perfect for this, stay there


Courtesy of Labs
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:53, Reply)

-hisses-
That's excellent, Labret.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:58, Reply)

It's Labseses
and he actually used it on me first, but now I'm sharing the wealth.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Labscess?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:04, Reply)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Love that photo, and the accompanying meme.
"Cobb, you know Saito, right?"
"Yes. What about him?"
"When you're puzzled, you look like him."
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:08, Reply)

"we need to go deeper"
"that's what she said"
*scowl*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Anything involving the both of them and Xzibit.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Also, it was jolly rude of her to write on your friend. I hope it wasn't indelible ink.

(Cave Duck, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:55, Reply)

The anger clouded my ability to type.
I meant "on my friend's wall". No, she was able to wash it off etc etc
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I read that as inedible and I was all "there's edible ink now?"

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)

"Where's your tool?" "What tool?" "This fucking tool"

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:48, Reply)

"9 meters, 7, 6..."
"That can't be, that's inside the room"

Everyone looks up
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Which film is that?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:52, Reply)

The Care Bears Movie
Aliens
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:53, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Aliens?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:53, Reply)

see also:
everything that Apone says in that film.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:54, Reply)

What do you want me to do, fetch your slippers for you?
Gee, would you sir? I'd like that.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:56, Reply)

look into my eye

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Is there anything I can do?
"I dunno, is there anything you CAN do?"


It's a perfect film IMO.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I concur

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)

"What are we supposed to use? Harsh language?"

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I like the bit
near the end of Return of the Jedi where the Death Star is exploding from the inside out and all fire and that comes out of the exhaust port and they're all thinking that Lando's dead and then BOOM out comes the Millenium Falcon and Lando's all like "Yeeeehaaa" and fish guy's all like "hur hur hur".

Fucking ruled.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:51, Reply)

fish guy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:52, Reply)

hur hur hur
you know.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Nien Nunb

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in Tombstone.
Imo his best role to date. When he is almost at deaths door yet still mans up and takes down Johnny Ringo.

Matt Damon breaking in Rounders and relenting to play poker again. Genius.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:51, Reply)

oh man, I'd forgotten that film
"You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double."

"that's why I've got two guns, one for each of you. "
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Every line he has in that film is delivered perfectly.
I'm your huckleberry
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:58, Reply)

"My hypocrisy knows no bounds"
The only line I remember from that film.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:53, Reply)

ha, brilliant line though.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:58, Reply)

"Ahm yer huckleberry"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:58, Reply)

ooo jinx

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:58, Reply)

While I've never seen the film, I love this line
"You're the problem! You're the fucking problem you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! I'm telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I'll put you in the fucking ground, promise you!"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Any part of the Mummy that has Brendan Fraser in it.

Also: The bit in Pan's Labyrinth with the creature with eyes on it's hands
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:59, Reply)

the mummy returns has the all time greatest line in cinema ever.
"BY PUTTING ON THAT BRACELET YOU'VE STARTED A CHAIN OF EVENTS THAT COULD BRING ABOUT THE NEXT APOCOLYPSE!!!!!"
shouted at a 10 year old boy.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Yes! I love that bit.
It also has some of the worst special effects ever as well
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:03, Reply)

When I was a lolwakki student it was mentioned at least twice a day.
"by forgetting the sugar in my tea YOU'VE STARTED A CHAIN OF EVENTS THAT COULD BRING ABOUT THE NEXT APOCOLYPSE!!!!!" etc.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:04, Reply)

That bit in Delicatessen where everyone in the house is doing an activity in rhythm with the bed spring creaks caused by a lovemaking couple.

(Cave Duck, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:05, Reply)

"One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal. "
Also - same film...

"What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:18, Reply)

"Your shit is really getting tired, Justice.
Call me 'Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck', bitch."
( Ping_Pang_Piddley_Dee couldn't give a big shiny fuck., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)

my 2p
Even a big bitch cockroach like you should know... never, but never, fuck with the King
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)

"Bring me everyone."
"What do you mean 'everyone'?"

"EVERYYYYYYYOOOOOOONNNNNNNE!"
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)