$fortune -oa
I'm at work but as it's early I've logged into a unix machine I've got at home to do a few bits and pieces. As I'm bored I decided to get a fortune.

"College is like a woman -- you work so hard to get in, and nine months later you wish you'd never come."

I've just had a baby.
I've applied to go to University next year.

Hmmm...

:edit: By jove it's my b3taday!
( Captain V, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 8:07, 10 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Happy Candleday Cap'n

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 8:19, Reply)

Everything's coming up roses!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 8:28, Reply)

Woo!
Happy Candle Day!
(bill, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 8:34, Reply)

Very pretty
Drawing aint bad either.
( Captain V, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 8:35, Reply)

*Blushes*
Glad you didn't notice it was the same pic as last year! ;-)
(bill, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Happy Candleday dude!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 8:34, Reply)

Happy B3taday
now you've got a kid you'll hardly even notice your b3taday because everything is about the kid now.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 8:41, Reply)

I'm so excited for your candleday
that I have to go and do a poo.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 8:45, Reply)

don't lie, you were going to do that anyway
don't pretend it's about him.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 8:45, Reply)

I think you're right
I do normally have a poo at about this time of day.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 8:50, Reply)