he's self employed so he's probably verboting himself.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:05, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

has he got another half?
I can see it going like this "hey darling some people from the internet are coming for lunch on Sunday"
"no they fucking well aren't! I don't want you talking to them anymore. You spastic"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:10, Reply)

hahahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:12, Reply)

This is a good point
I can understand not going on here anymore if you're busy, but uninviting previously invited guests is going a bit far.

Unless they accidentally invited a retard and this is a good reason to stop them coming.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:15, Reply)

I am that retard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:18, Reply)

yeah I didn't get the uninvitation
so he doesn't want to waste his time on b3ta, fair enough, but why does that mean the end to all b3tan based friendships.

Unless it's just about you Monty, maybe he's afraid you'll turn him back into a coke fiend.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:26, Reply)

coke chutney
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I didn't even get an invitation.
I don't care though while you people are eating your sinful lunch, I'll be in Church.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:31, Reply)

They hold rape tutorials in a church?
How unusual.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Even worse a... Christening.
The church is next to a pub though, so we'll go there afterwards.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I assumed you meant Church, the awful club near Kings Cross which is full of Auzzies, Kiwis and Saffers

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I've heard of that,
sound awful but I kind of want to go to see what it's like.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I assumed you meant Charlotte Church.

(Cave Duck, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:40, Reply)

i used to go there on a sunday morning
when the ministry or wherever was cool back when i was an 18 year old student (or "the 90's" as we old-timers called it then) kicked us out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Bets on the child screaming their head off all the way through the service?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Nah he's a really chilled out baby,
he's ok really.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I always find it odd when someone finds it necessary to announce their departure from an internet forum.
Although if you've read his posts of the last couple of days, particularly in regard to his mother, then you could see how he might feel the need to give himself some space to take stock and work things through.
Best wishes to him.
(Cave Duck, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:32, Reply)

No your mother.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I have been completely oblivious to any mention of his mother

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:34, Reply)

No your mother.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:34, Reply)

That's because you're excited about tar barrels to the exclusion of all else.

(Cave Duck, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:36, Reply)

And his mother
he walked in on her having a wee and he hasn't been able to get rid of his erection since.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:37, Reply)

the gist is that his mum is evil
and it was her birthday yesterday. She wants to get back in contact, he wants her to burn in hell.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I see
do you suppose she has got in touch and has now forbidden him from using b3ta?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:39, Reply)