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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I reckon Nigella would give you a run for your money
the others would probably be shit at it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
dude i don't pay for it!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:58, Reply)
figure of speech, as well you know

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 12:59, Reply)
just yanking your chain a tiny bit

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:05, Reply)
He only has a tiny 'chain' to yank.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:06, Reply)
I have a massive dick though

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:08, Reply)

have am
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:09, Reply)
I was approached by a female pimp last night
just round by my daughter's house, on Shoreditch High Street. I was so shocked I forgot all about it until now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:06, Reply)
A female pimp?
Touting rent boys?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:11, Reply)
yes i am also intrigued
how did that work? was she wanting to whore you out??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)
Yup. I made four grand in three hours.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:16, Reply)
on what i hear from the girls around here
this is wholly plausible
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:20, Reply)
Hahaha hefty pinch of salt required, I'm afraid.
Rather like those rubbish veg pots...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:22, Reply)
if only you had some sort of salty bodily fluid that could assist with this

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)
I cannot think of a non-appalling reply to this.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)
go on then
give us an appalling one
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Decorum does not permit me. I am sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)
damn decorum

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)
I've been saving all month for an hour with Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:23, Reply)
You don't have to pay, you fool.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:27, Reply)
Yay! new shoes then.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)
he likes them high
and slutty
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Like his women.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:41, Reply)
I can see this.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)
Haha, awesome

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)
I'd high-five myself
if I didn't think it'd make me look like a Downs child who's just been given a balloon.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:55, Reply)
More than usual?

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)
You can fack orf an' all.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Nope. Girls: Chinese, Russian, whatever I wanted, apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)
All of them freshly kidnapped
from their respective countries, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:14, Reply)

shocked horny
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)
It was fucking weird.
7pm, busy thoroughfare...I thought she was going to ask me for a light or directions.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:17, Reply)
Does she honestly think YOU have to pay for sex?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:18, Reply)
When you have your trusty hammer.

(Cave Duck, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:19, Reply)
I NO RITE?
She didn't strike me as being a particularly intelligent woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 13:19, Reply)

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