Yes and that would be completely the wrong message to send.
*facepalms*
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you know you'd worry about the same thing
anyway, I need someone to convince me to contact a guy on a dating site. I reckon I could (and should) totally do it. Although I need to appear less like an axe murderer. Also, I will require more booze than I currently have
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)

I've never been in that position.
Put away the axe. That might help.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:54, Reply)

I only have a 6ft pole arm
a dagger and a sword. People always just assume I have an axe
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Contact him right now!
That's an order. Alternatively go out drink six cocktails then contact him whether you want to or not.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:05, Reply)

my problem is I have no booxe
I think this would help.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)

No booxe eh?
They do come in handy alright.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:11, Reply)

right out
well except fancy stuff it seems a shame to drink on my own
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Bollards.
Fancy booxe is all about the solo lash. My XO cognac is not for sharing. Not at £85 a bottle. Fuck 'em.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:17, Reply)

i have a posh whisky
some spiced rum liquour and some port. It's just too posh
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)

Have you any nice cheese?
If you have, it's positively barbaric not to have a little of both.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)

no
just crappy cheddar. I'm really not refined enough to drink any of it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)

have some port
unless it's over £30 a bottle
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)

unless especially
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)

not for just alcoholic courage
if it's over £30 wait for some nice cheese and a good night in
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:37, Reply)

I enjoy reading booxe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:15, Reply)

x and z are interchangable
as they are both the letters of sci fi words
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:16, Reply)

*awaits the fucking 'zombies'*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:18, Reply)

1. I have never fucked a zombie
2. zombies are not sci fi
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:20, Reply)

You haven't lived!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:25, Reply)

1. Don't lie, and
2. They may not be, but they certainly are lolnommy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)

OK, so I met my idiot ex husband
while I was dressed as one, but I NEVER shagged one.

*adds to list of things to do*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)

You obviously weren't committed to the role of zombie
as they usually go for braaaains.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)

nice one

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Don't do it.
Dating sites are for weirdos like Bert*. The chap must have some kind of deficiency if he's resorting to computer-land to get da layteez.

*no offence, digi-daters
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)

but so am I
it's for the deficient to find the equally deficient. I wouldn't want to go out with someone who was a better human being than me, I like it here on my moral high ground
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:15, Reply)

I was thinking about joining a dating site
but doesn't really seem to be my cup of tea
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)

I know you well enough
to tell you that you are right. You have no need of such nonsense. All you need is patience, young Jedi.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)

I've been patient too long
*turns to the darkside*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Those 'coloured gentlemen' are nothing but trouble.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)

Oh no
I was just going evil and destroying the city.

Sexual frustration doncha know?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:36, Reply)

Leave the nice architecture alone please.
Oxford has, I understand, some 'housing estates'. Feel free to destroy them as you see fit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:39, Reply)

I'm on the case
and I'll burn down St Peter's while I'm there
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:43, Reply)

Doing it in person is fine.
Texting/ringing repeatedly gives the other person all the power.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

now has she called?
If she hasn't, she's totally a bitch. If she has, have a lovely time, she seems nice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:17, Reply)

Or she's just not a 'fag-hag'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)