also
building dens and crawling through undergrowth
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 22:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

And badgers

(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Also, hay to roll in

(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:00, Reply)

They don't have hay in geordie-land
It might make them too warm.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:01, Reply)

They roll in nails
just for the hell of it.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:03, Reply)

They need the lovely cold steel
To cool them down. Mentals.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:05, Reply)

and foxes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:00, Reply)

bastard foxes
make a right racket on my street, and it's bang in the middle of central london! these are no slinky country-dwelling foxes either, these are obese wheezing orange things like spacehoppers that can barely heave themselves over walls.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:03, Reply)

Out countryside foxes are nice and quiet
Booyah.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:04, Reply)

This is very true
I like countryside foxes, urban foxes can fuck right off.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:05, Reply)

my dad got home once
and there was a foxcub asleep right on his porch.

apparently henry v brought them back to england after he got hooked on hunting following agincourt, no idea if this is true or not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:06, Reply)

We found a cow in my friend's garden once
Weren't really sure what to do with that one. A deer nearly kicked me in the face about a week later in the same place.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:09, Reply)

a cow??
you're really milking this countryside thing now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)

what's your beef with it?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)

it's just bull

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)

you get so tetchy
when you're leathered
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)

pull the udder one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:16, Reply)

...it's got cowbells on it?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)

What's the fresian for all these terrible cow puns?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)

haven't you herd?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:23, Reply)

one of my earliest memories is my mum opening the
lounge curtains and there being a whole herd of cows on the lawn
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)

they rape babies

( djtrialprice, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)

cats facerape babies
but you still love them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)

they live off of chips and fag ends, that's why

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:08, Reply)