New thread because I'm important and loved.
I've had sex with one B3tan
I'm going to two B3ta weddings
Been on holiday with 2 b3tans
Held two bashes
And I know for a fact that one B3tan wants to sleep with me

I think this qualifies me for some sort of respect.

What about you.
( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:53, 138 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've done none of those things
I'm not special at all
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:54, Reply)

NTT
Having Sexface gaz you is not an exclusive preserve of BGB here.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I have done none of these things, and met none of you
Someone accused me of being Ed the other day, and it made me do a sad.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)

It takes a while to be as popular as me.

( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:57, Reply)

All that time I spent doing uni work
Really got in the way of posting on here and building a reputation.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:00, Reply)

I noes.
Get your priorities right and your world will fall into place.
( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:01, Reply)

1) Start work
2) Find out can't use b3ta from work
3) Get iPad for work, use b3ta on 3g
4) ???
5) Get rich
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:02, Reply)

knowing B3Tans can only enrich you
or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:05, Reply)

harsh
did you try and do emergency surgery on someone?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)

i've done none of these things
so you definitely need a reward.

actually I do know two people in real life who have B3TA accounts, but they don't post much
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:57, Reply)

Blousie I liked you anyway without knowing all that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:06, Reply)

I know but it's always useful to have connections.
I like you too : )
( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:08, Reply)

awww it's a giant mush-fest.
In other news, I'm slowly packing my bags..
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:13, Reply)

Hooray!

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:14, Reply)

well I figure it's better to just pack as everything goes through the wash,
that way I know exactly what's in and what's not!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:22, Reply)

Which b3tan Blousie?
I could make a guess but I'd rather hear it confirmed!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:08, Reply)

Which B3tan what?

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:09, Reply)

wants to sleep with you.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:14, Reply)

Well there's a few but I didn't like to brag : D

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:15, Reply)

spill the b3ans please

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:18, Reply)

Oh I couldn't possibly divulge that information.
Just in case I'm wrong.
( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:21, Reply)

perhaps it's time for b3ta hot or not

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:24, Reply)

I doubt it.
My ex was 1st for a while. It's not exactly a good recommendation for whose the best looking.
( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:25, Reply)

in all fairness bgb
I checked the voting ips and looks like they all came from him. And al.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:28, Reply)

this would be the important informatin
anonymity is for losers!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:29, Reply)

I reckon there was vote rigging
now would be more accurate
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:37, Reply)

its me

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)

I noes : )

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:35, Reply)

I'm off the wagon.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:12, Reply)

which wagon?
wagon wheel?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:12, Reply)

What wagon?

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:13, Reply)

The boozy wagon
I've failed. :(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:14, Reply)

Aw Jeff!

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:15, Reply)

Aww Blousie!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:15, Reply)

If you get ill again then don't come running to me.

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:17, Reply)

:(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:17, Reply)

how long did you manage
how serious is this (ie was it really important you didn't drink for your health/well being?)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:16, Reply)

I was just ill
I had whiskey last Saturday, having been off the ale for a while, then had 6 days off, but I'm now back on the whiskey.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:17, Reply)

aww I see
well just go easy on it and don't feel bad about it. You might be OK
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:19, Reply)

Thanks Orc.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:43, Reply)

:)
I like how people don't realise I'm a larper for ages then are a bit baffled by it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:44, Reply)

So did everyone have a nice night this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:32, Reply)

it was ok
I haz swollen gland :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:33, Reply)

Aw! *sad face*

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:35, Reply)

i knoez

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:37, Reply)

Don't sleep with her BGB
she has glandAIDZ
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:38, Reply)

INTERNET LIES!
I'm clean I tell ya.
( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:39, Reply)

I've never had sex with a b3tan
But I'm pretty sure if I had been single when I started on B3ta I would have bumped uglies with at least 3 or 4 of the laydeez on here.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:41, Reply)

I would have been on you like flies to dogshit : )

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:43, Reply)

I'd have been at both your bashes
and I'd have been all up in your love zone and you'd have been all "Oh al, make sure you save the last fling of the evening for me" and I'd be all like "Hey BGB, I'll try, but you can't tame this stallion" and you'd have been all like "Oh wow, that maverick spirit gets me all wet" and I'd have been all like "Hey BGB, I can see by the way your squirming in your pants that your all hot for me, why don't we go upstairs and make your bedspings sing their favourite song" and you'd have been all like "*giggles* Oh al, let's get it on"
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:47, Reply)

Fuck! that is just the way it would have been.

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:50, Reply)

We'd totally have a kind of long term casual thing going on
whenever my work took me anywhere up north, I'd drop in and see you and we'd have a cup of coffee, but neither of us would drink it as we'd always be too busy sneaking off to the toilets for a quick knee trembler.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:52, Reply)

It's like you can read my thoughts.

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:53, Reply)

I like you style.
If I wasn't a loser, I'd be the same.

and weird looking
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:43, Reply)

I've never had sex with a b3tan either
I'm beginning to think I'm in the minority
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:45, Reply)

I would totally have been on you
but then I wouldn't have called and it would have been really awkward the next time we met. I'd have been cool with it, but you wouldn't have wanted to move on, even though we were both clear from the start that it was nothing serious, that's just the way I roll baby.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:50, Reply)

You've got a very detailed fantasy life Al
I've never been known to call
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:59, Reply)

You see this is the real problem
I would have put on a brave face and been all "Yeah, I'm not that into her, it was fun, but I'm not looking for a relationship right now" but in reality I'd be waiting up late at night crying and shouting "Why won't she even text me?" at my mobile.

Then I'd have another wank while thinking about your tits.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 1:01, Reply)

id have turned you down
I don't do fatties
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:47, Reply)

*sadface*

(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:48, Reply)

im joking
You'd be ankle deep before you knew it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:50, Reply)

That's what I thought.
It would probably end badly, as I wouldn't want to be tied down, but you'd be looking for something more serious, and the final straw was when I gave you chlamydia.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:53, Reply)

haha!

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:50, Reply)

i was on here and had two beers
i got useful clothing tips from Amberl and listened to some good tunes

typing is harder to do after beers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:34, Reply)

I hope they're useful
and not just tosh :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:37, Reply)

hell no, not tosh
I'm in the remedial class on these things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:41, Reply)

I am getting a cold
I just woke up on the sofa.
Tigger is doing that thing where he prowls around like the Clerk of Works making sure that everything is in its right place and all jobs are done to his standards.

There is no CO problem in my flat. I'm just ill (mentally and physically).
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:38, Reply)

I'm glad there is no CO problem
just look after yourself now- hot whisky and early bed, and hope you feel better soon
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:39, Reply)

Cheers kidda
How you doing?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:39, Reply)

I'm going to pretend you asked after me and answer the question
I'm good thanks, I made a big pot of veggie soup for 80p.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:42, Reply)

I did ask you down there, ya tit!
And well done. I love veg soup, and it's grrrreat in the winter/when you're skint.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:43, Reply)

patience
she asked you lower down
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:43, Reply)

I thought she would
but I was just too damned eager to answer her. She makes me feel all bubbly inside.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:44, Reply)

That's them off swedes ya tit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:44, Reply)

I'm good thanks
I'm no longer damp and annoyed.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:44, Reply)

Hoorah!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:44, Reply)

I'm special :)
If I go back to the MCR maybe hot man will stumble in again
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:46, Reply)

MCR?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:46, Reply)

Man Comes Roughly

(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:55, Reply)

Middle Common Room
it's for the graduates but I'm specially allowed in
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:57, Reply)

play
catch the stumbbling hot guy!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:47, Reply)

He was hot
and French I think. Sadly he was a bit tipsy and I was fat and slothful with pizza and diet coke, watching the Wire and covered in a massive coat
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 1:00, Reply)

Is damp like moist?
Yes, I've been drinking
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:48, Reply)

on is certtainly a synomyn for the other
you need to work harder on your innuendo
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:50, Reply)

I'm glad you're not being poisoned by CO
it's a very unpleasant and dangerous thing to happen.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:39, Reply)

I'm so dramatic
But it wasn't just me. And I did wake up feeling drunk yesterday.
It's just a cold, which if it takes hold means I won't be allowed to see the baby until it's gone.

How's Al?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:41, Reply)

I'm good thanks, I made a big pot of veggie soup for 80p
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:43, Reply)

Ya tit.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:44, Reply)

Apologies
For replying to the original post again.

But all colds are a strain of the JeffAIDS.

I feel your collective pain.

Unless Blousie gets it. She is special.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:42, Reply)

Oh man, my mother warned me about the JeffAIDS

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:43, Reply)

I can't wait to get the jeffaids.

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:44, Reply)

You can't get it THAT way!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:44, Reply)

But he told me I could.

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:44, Reply)

He'll get you in trouble that one

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:45, Reply)

I hope so.

( girlinthehole, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:52, Reply)

No, you really can't.
You get it from licking windows.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 0:45, Reply)

Me?
I've had sex with, erm, some B3tans
I'm going to one B3ta wedding (just need to ask her first ;)
Been on holiday with 1 b3tan
Held no bashes
And I know for a fact that one B3tan wants to sleep with me
( djtrialprice, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 1:32, Reply)

the frustrating thing about these lists
is the lack of any actual facts
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 1:36, Reply)

muh-ha-ha-ha
I'm elusive
( djtrialprice, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 1:42, Reply)

A lady never divulges how many b3tans, but I've kissed quite a few.
No b3ta weddings for me, or holidays, but I have travelled for bashes.
I've held no bashes, and I don't think any b3tans currently want to sleep with me.

I'm obviously quite boring.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 1:38, Reply)

given that I replied 'no' to every question
I'm more boring. I don't think any b3tan wants to sleep with me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 1:40, Reply)

-coyly waves-
You've slept with me, hang on a minute. And Applebite. If we're talking "laid down and slept next to" as "sleeping with"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 1:40, Reply)

We can stretch the definition
so technically I've slept with you and Applebite. Some quality choices on my behalf I feel
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 1:44, Reply)

you're both ahead of me.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Nov 2010, 1:46, Reply)

When are you in London? I'll pop your b3ta cherry.
Would you like it Chompy style (will you kiss me? no. will you kiss me? no. will you kiss me? NO. Please? no. Go on? No. Pleaseeeee? Ok then), Amberl style (OMG YOU'RE SO HOT LIKE -lunge-) or Monty-style (Oh, you're behind me, bumming me. Can't really reach you. Sorry)?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 1:47, Reply)

I can't believe you let Monty
bum you in public in the pub :(

Don't you realise putting on a free show decreases the value of the product?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 1:50, Reply)

It was outside on the pavement, the whole of Northish London might have seen :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 1:51, Reply)

I bet you loved every second though.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Nov 2010, 1:52, Reply)

They had to mop up the gush from the pavement

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 1:55, Reply)

I heard they had to use
ten sheets of Plenty
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 2:00, Reply)

It's gush
a little crush
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 2:02, Reply)

that gave me an interesting/mindbleach-worthy mental image..

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Nov 2010, 2:03, Reply)

ahaha I'm in london from the 24th Nov to the 29thNov.
and then again on the 19th/20th dec, and then again from the 25thjan-31st of jan.
I have no idea which style. Chompy style sounds a bit like me though... I'm not big on public displays of affection.
ARE YOU COMING TO MY BASH? please come to my bash.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Nov 2010, 1:51, Reply)

The Manchester one?
I don't think so, as I'm going up this weekend, and I'm going up again in December (must check when- seeing one of my favourite bands yesyesyesyesyes) so I might not be able to make 3 such trips. But if you have casual drinks in London if you want I'll pop along. It'd be nice to meet you. Be prepared that I'll be shocked that you have an Aussie accent. Same happened with CHCB and Roota :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 1:55, Reply)

no I meant the one on the 28th of November.
the manc one is AA's bash technically.
I'm really excited - I get to go to my first ever gig while I'm in britain.. :D
Who're you going to see?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Nov 2010, 1:57, Reply)

I'm down with that motherfucker. I'll go and sign up.
I'm seeing Arcade Fire- for the 4th and 5th time, and the 2nd and 3rd time this year. I love them quite a lot. Who are you seeing?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 1:58, Reply)

Bellowhead.
a friend I'm staying with got me a ticket and is going with me :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Nov 2010, 2:02, Reply)

I've not heard of them, but have a good time!
I'm a bit jealous of your Grand Tour, I want to do something like that. Not sure I have enough places to stay though!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 2:03, Reply)

neither had I until recently,
they're like a traditional folk/instrumental band. Really different sound. I like them.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 7 Nov 2010, 2:05, Reply)

I've shared a bed to sleep with some choice b3tans, to be sure ^_^

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 1:46, Reply)

I've had sex with a b3tan
who I have never slept with. I spent the night on the couch and she shared the double-bed with a female friend of hers. Giggity.
( djtrialprice, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 1:52, Reply)

You new-fangled boy.
I love sleeping in bed with people. Happens all too rarely. Though last time I shared a bed with a boy he was a little (oh who am I kidding, he was quite) chubby, so spooning was lovely. I shared a sofa with a boy who was wiry (the way I like them) and it might have been even better. Though that could have been his hand in my bra.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 1:57, Reply)

I like cuddling people
I didn't use to, would roll away and just sprawl out, but now I find it quite lovely. Perhaps I'm building it up too much though, given lack of sex/cuddles recently
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 2:00, Reply)

You should come over/I should come over
and we can have hot sex and cuddles.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 2:01, Reply)

If I don't pull this Tuesday
it's a serious possibility haha
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 2:04, Reply)

<3 <3 <3

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 2:06, Reply)

I wanted to spend the night with her
but that would have meant her friend got the sofa. I thought that would have been most unbecoming in my duties as a host.
( djtrialprice, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 2:13, Reply)

I saw that Ambers ;)

( djtrialprice, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 2:14, Reply)

it was only half a quote
and it looked stupid :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 2:17, Reply)

But if you insist
what a tangled web we weave

something, something, something
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 2:18, Reply)

Hoi you
I'm deceiving no-one!
( djtrialprice, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 2:26, Reply)

*looks to sky*

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 2:28, Reply)

I've no idea what that look means
But I'm fairly sure I should be affronted. Night night, it's after 2 so I'm switching off for the evening.
( djtrialprice, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 2:34, Reply)

sleep well
I'm buggering off to watch some tv
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 2:37, Reply)

Who is Adam Lambert?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 2:11, Reply)

evening
despite being sick as a slightly off-colour parrot, I made it out for the evening and just got back.

Finished 3rd out of 5 in our poker game and managed to drink no more than a bottle of wine too.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 2:50, Reply)

Well that's just about the most pathetic thing I've ever read. Congratulations.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:09, Reply)