so where was i joking and where was i not joking?
you're going to have to tell me because i obviously do not know.
and obviously the people i was saying these jokes to, who do know me, would not be able to know what i was joking about better than you, who have never even heard of me.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

plus, every joke by anyone ever is offensive to someone.
it doesn't change a damn thing. the fact that you think that me joking about having cancer is too much for b3ta is completely irrelevant to me or anything.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:04, Reply)

*Yawn*
Tedious response to being called out for being a twat is tedious
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:06, Reply)

listen,
i am the last person to deny that i am a twat. if anything i am the firmest of believers in that fact. i'm just trying to explain to you a thing that you don't seem to understand properly.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:07, Reply)

and rather than think of me as a twat
because you didn't understand a thing i said to people who did understand what i was saying,
maybe you could think of me as a twat for reasons that actually make me a twat.
i won't be thought of as a twat for false reasons, that just isnt on.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:11, Reply)

*YAWN*

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:19, Reply)

HERE COMES THE CARVERY

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:24, Reply)

and anyway, i said i had cancer as a way of telling people i had a serious illness
without having to tell them what the actual life-threatening illness was that i had at the time.
but i don't even know why i would have to explain that to you, since you don't even know who i am and it all happened a year ago, a year before you'd even heard of me.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:06, Reply)

Christ.
Would you two just fuck each other, already? It's like bloody Moonlighting in here. Or the X Files.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)

i am into docking,
i would be well up for some of that.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:15, Reply)