I see people are still up.
Does this mean I can talk to all of you now??
Or are we still discussing the pros and cons of gay sex and/or sexuality?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:02, 78 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i will talk to you
if you are not too disgusted by my sexuality and or sex
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:06, Reply)

not disgusted by it at all dear chap.
how are you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:07, Reply)

bored and a bit tipsy,
also the growing realisation of loneliness is spreading,
good times.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:09, Reply)

so go out and find yourself some lucky person!

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:11, Reply)

i have met a lot of people,
i don't like most,
the ones i do, i like enough not to try to inflict me on them like that.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:13, Reply)

maybe they'd like it if you inflicted yourself upon them??

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:15, Reply)

maybe you are right,
but then, they can always inflict themselves on me if they really wanted,
i guess my problem is i assume nobody wants me inflicted on them,
i am such a nob.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:17, Reply)

nah you're human, nothing wrong with that.
everybody feels like that at times. I know I do.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:19, Reply)

thus my current difficulties

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:23, Reply)

:(
On the plus side though, booze, chinese and supernatural in a few weeks. Yeah?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:26, Reply)

absolutely
delicious. Have you seen the latest episode of Supernatural? It's crazy and wonderful
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:27, Reply)

I HAVE.
Oh gosh oh gosh, I forgot to tell you dad bought me season 5 for christmas. There's some ace stuff on those discs.
SPOILERS:
But seriously, Sam has no soul and crowley basically buttfucked them all for his own amusement?! O.O christ it was a brilliant episode.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:28, Reply)

I distrust Samuel so much
and I dislike the whole family. They creep me out. But it was so fantastic the whole episode. And it's nice that Lisa is out of the way and that Sam and Dean are back on their own little axis
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:30, Reply)

Yeah but now Dean's all lonely and sadface again.
Sera Gamble did say that this season was going to be more focused on the brother's relationship though so I guess it was inevitable.
I LOVE the Alpha Vamp. How crafty was he?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:32, Reply)

The Alpha vamp was pretty good
and Castiel back again. I love how he vanishes, then returns to say he'll help with Sam.

I know Supernatural isn't really viewed as a pinnacle of acting talent. But the look on Dean's face when he asked if Sam had his back was :( in the extreme
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:37, Reply)

oh I knowwwwwwww it made me cry.
Cas is ace, no two ways about it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:42, Reply)

I love Castiel
sad he's gone back to being so inhuman though.

Do you reckon they'll get Sam's soul back from the cage?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:50, Reply)

I think they'll drag it out either for a few more episodes - or for the rest of the season.
I think he will though, otherwise dean will have to kill him. Not even kidding. Dean can't handle Soulless Sam.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:55, Reply)

He really can't
he beat him up quite badly. What I'm puzzled about though is why Sam stayed with him. Soulless Sam presumably has no emotional connection to Dean, so the better option logically would be to stay with the family. Wonder if his memories hold him back
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:58, Reply)

I think maybe he doesn't trust Samuel either...
so he wants to be on the side that suits his needs better.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 3:09, Reply)

Yeah
he knows Dean will do anything for him
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 3:11, Reply)

it isn't just times, i feel like that generally,
it is less a feeling and more common sense knowledge.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:31, Reply)

hmmm well I still think that you wouldn't be inflicting yourself upon anybody.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:42, Reply)

no offence but you haven't met me
and i, well, i AM me.
i'm not saying you aren't a good judge of character, it is just that i probably have a better view of affairs.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:46, Reply)

aha I know you're you, and you're right you've probably got a better view of it all
I just think what I think. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:50, Reply)

a little bit of my degree
is about gender and queer theory anyway. So I quite like talking about it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:06, Reply)

that's fair enough, I just didn't feel like I could jump in on such a large thread. :S

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:08, Reply)

also fair :)
it's quite interesting in a strange way.

Probably helps I'm a tiny bit tipsy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:11, Reply)

aha probably!

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:12, Reply)

I have my chemistry exam tomorrow. I'm supposed to be studying.
I sort of am. sort of.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:12, Reply)

Best of luck!
it's the last one, isn't it?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:12, Reply)

yeah thank god for that.
really looking forward to it though. I've studied pretty hard and I'm just ironing out some things now...
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:14, Reply)

i like you,
lets get drunk and make fun of non queers.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:13, Reply)

I'm well on the way
+ point for using queer
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:22, Reply)

that is OUR word.
i won't have it stolen by horrid people.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:30, Reply)

it's on it's way
to be properly claimed back I reckon. Queer is a much better word than just 'gay'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:35, Reply)

i am happy for "gay" to be the schoolyard insult that it always should have been.
it doesn't mean queer like it used to. it is an insult, unattached to sexuality.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:39, Reply)

^this is true
language moves on. I'm a lot happier at retaining queer than worried at saving gay. Queer covers the whole spectrum from non heteronormative heterosexuality and everything else. Whereas gay is just male and just homosexual.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:45, Reply)

i still think faggot is a bit horrible,
although i happily use it because i think it is hilarious.
not sure how that works.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:47, Reply)

my favourite euphemism for queers though
is stephen fry's i have "friends who died in the eighties"
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:56, Reply)

that is fantastic
I've never heard that one before
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:59, Reply)

it was probably still too early for general consumption
up until fairly recently
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 3:04, Reply)

Here's a quick question, then. The barchap in the pub earlier, being of the pinker persuasion
was telling us that 'Queen' refers to the current monarch, whereas the correct spelling for a gay chap is 'Quean' based on Polari or somesuch. Is that a true thing at all? The internets say that the latter refers to ... a lady of negotiable affection, shall we say ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:31, Reply)

Quean is actually an Elizabethan term
for a king's whore/mistress type I believe. I could be wrong.

Polari isn't actually that commonly used nowadays as gay slang though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:34, Reply)

that faggot was talking out of his arse

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:40, Reply)

Humph. I shall have a word next time.
Though I still remember the line from "Round the Horne" where Julian and Sandy got shipwrecked, and our Ken said "My word, that sounds terrible. Were you dragged up on deck?"

Answered, by Julian, saying "Oh no, we were in our civvies, weren't we Sands?"

Suit yourselves. ;-)
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:48, Reply)

i do not know what any of that means.
what is "round the home" for starters?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:55, Reply)

Ah. OK. Right.
Have a gander at en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Round_the_Horne for starters. I'm not so ancient as to have listened to it on the wireless as a nipper, but I remember hearing clips and seeing bits of it referred to on TV.

Being late sixties, the writers managed to get a fair bit of what (then) would probably have been rather close to the knuckle into the script using Polari so that the more knowing listeners would have a bloody good laugh, and the more straight-laced types have a giggle at the funny words. It's worth a listen.

Bona nochy, coves ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 3:04, Reply)

bear in mind, my dad was probably too young to remember that,
not to make you feel old or anything but you are
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 3:07, Reply)

*swats you with Freedom Pass*

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 3:10, Reply)

I might be heading to sleep soon.
Contemplating throwing up though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:08, Reply)

have you drunk too much?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:09, Reply)

Nothing, just food is not settling well.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:10, Reply)

how much have you had to drink???

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:09, Reply)

that is such a descriptive term
for masturbation
for a large fannied lady
who doesn't have large enough masturbatory aids.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:48, Reply)

The fire extinguisher barely scrapes the sides nowadays :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:51, Reply)

moving onto the laundry basket?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:55, Reply)

It's drying out as we speak.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:56, Reply)

TOO MUCH INNUENDO IN ONE THREAD

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 3:05, Reply)

or not enough.
i forget how it works.
either way, i have not had the exact amount of innuendo needed.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 3:08, Reply)

I'll show you how it 'works'
/rubbish innuendo
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 3:10, Reply)

"Innuendo" being Spanish for suppository
/as any fule kno
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 3:12, Reply)

YING TONG DIDDLE EYE PO

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 3:12, Reply)

And because I can ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=25Qhbdijv5Y&NR=1
(being one among many of the the logical conclusions ... )
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 3:14, Reply)

chapman is the man.
also a friend who died in the eighties.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 3:17, Reply)

That he did, and a shame it most certainly was.
His funeral was pretty good though.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsHk9WC7fnQ

edit: hang on, that's not the full version ... sorry ...

full Cleese text here
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 3:22, Reply)

absolute quality,
i like this anecdote best, it makes me happy that they all got along so well
'Chapman told a story in his college tour that when he went public, a member of the television audience wrote to the Pythons to complain that she had heard a member of the team was gay, adding that the Bible said any man who lies with a man should be taken out and stoned. With fellow Pythons already aware of his sexual orientation, Eric Idle replied, "We've found out who it was and we've had him shot."'
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 3:25, Reply)

you're not supposed to use the miniature display models Lampito.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:56, Reply)

Miniature? Don't make me laugh.
It's the big ones or nothin', bbz.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:58, Reply)

Jesus christ why is it 3am?!
I'm off to bed. See you in the morning, lovelies.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:57, Reply)

QUITTER!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:58, Reply)

I have to be alive to see my Grandmama
and I also need to find my railcard at some point :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:58, Reply)

sleep well!

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 2:59, Reply)

Cheers love
GOOD LUCK!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 3:01, Reply)

sleep well
pleasant dreams!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 3:02, Reply)

i am going to continue this thread
with a good luck and a good night, for whoever needs either or both.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 3:05, Reply)

Righto
I'm off to go and watch some House dvds in the MCR. With any luck hot French man will wander in again.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 3:16, Reply)

Jealous.
I love House.
I'm going to hit the books properlike.

Goodnight all you lovely folks.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 3:23, Reply)