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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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All this talk of the multi-talented and not-at-all irritating Richard Blackwood
has led me to ask a very important question this morning.

Who da man?*


*clue: it's not Richard Blackwood.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:01, 136 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
God he really was a spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:03, Reply)
I remember reading or watching something somewhere
that called him the least famous celebrity of all time.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:08, Reply)
That's superb.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:09, Reply)
Doctor Who.
Matt Smith or Tennant to be precise. I'm still deciding which one I like more, but it's definitely one of them. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:05, Reply)
Tom Baker is Dr Who. No-one else.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:07, Reply)
I've never seen any of the old Doctors to agree or disagree
But I think Tennant, Smith & Eccleston have all been fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:09, Reply)
Eccleston is a fucking tosser.
I saw him spouting complete testes and some imbecile like Jonathon Ross, about how 'he wanted his 'Doctor' to a depth and complexity hitherto unseen in the role' blah blah luvvie bullshit blah.

You'd think the cunt was playing King pissing Lear, the way he crapped on. Humourless, pompous and extremely unlikeable - no wonder he found a career pretending to be other people.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:14, Reply)
....so if I said that I quite liked him as my introduction to Doctor Who, would you lynch me?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:15, Reply)
I'd seen one of the Dr Who films starring Peter Cushing first
But Eccleston was the first I saw in a TV series
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:18, Reply)
Not at all, I don't give a toss, to be honest.
The actor happens to be unpleasant - could still be a good actor. Peter Sellers managed this: he was a total cunt by all accounts.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:31, Reply)
I've never disliked any of his characters for being shit
I do understand his fear of being typecast after playing it, as other Doctors have.

I think he had the better episodes than Tennant for the most part, especially the 2 set in the Blitz. My friend has "Are You My Mummy?" as his text tone, it still freaks me out a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:17, Reply)
He is shit
And he was shit in the fucking shit remake of Gone in 60 seconds. How can they take a fucking good film and remake it in to that toss, then put that shit fucking prick in it wanting "fifty high end 'kers'"
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)
In all honesty, I didn't know it was a remake...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:23, Reply)
Neither did I until a few years ago
The original has one of the best car chases I have ever seen in a film, up there with "Ronin"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:33, Reply)
He was excellent in "Boyzone"

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:57, Reply)
I'm unfamiliar with that doctor who...

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:10, Reply)
He was the 4th Doctor
Known as one of the best, although compared to some, that's not difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:13, Reply)
Andy Peters !
_He_ is the british Will Smith
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:13, Reply)
I remember watching him recording his one line for Toy Story 2 on CBBC
Beyond that, I find him as forgettable as 90% of Kids TV hosts
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:14, Reply)
Whatever happened to Andy Crane?
I'm assuming his bullet riddled corpse was found in a back alley behind a seedy gay nightclub.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:16, Reply)
Apparently he works on Channel M
A regional TV station only available in Manchester so you were pretty much right
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:18, Reply)
There's a TV channel dedicated to Manchester and everything Mancunian?
"Tonighhhht an Channel fookin' M we'll be talking to some shandy drinking pooftah..."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:21, Reply)
It started of as a student tv station
Instantly rendering it fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:23, Reply)
Have you seen the new format for "Film 2010"?
it now looks like some shit student project. It's a disgrace I tells ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:26, Reply)
Saw that last night, what a load of wank

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:26, Reply)
Another program stripped of any class and dumbed down for the lowest common denominator

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:29, Reply)
Seems odd that it loses class when Wossy leaves
It's a sad world we live in.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:31, Reply)
I'm no fan of Ross, but at least he knew his films and talked in a frank authorititive (sp?) way
and the show had some class.

Winkleman umms & ahhs about whether she liked the film or not and the other media graduate arsehole just seems to be there to disagree with anything she says.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:38, Reply)
Aye
Last night they reviewed Documentaries on DVD. Fuck me that was boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:39, Reply)
I'm glad I missed it
Tuesday night is my snooker & beer night, and I used to love rolling in and watching "Film 20.." with a cuppa before bed.

*Shakes fist at BBC*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:42, Reply)
You missed nothing
I caught the last half hour, and wish I hadn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:44, Reply)
f

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:26, Reply)
He's done a lot of cooking stuff, Master Chef and Market Kitchen.
That's the only reason he has come to mind, if it wasn't for that, I would have forgotten all about him.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:39, Reply)
He's done a lot of cottaging too, I'll be bound.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:45, Reply)
He's the British Richard Blackwood.

Hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:15, Reply)
I heard a beautiful rumour once
That Andy Peters and Tony Hart were lovers.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)
That's my wankbank sorted for a few days.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:27, Reply)
I heard that the bloke who played Jimmy Corkhill and Fred The Weatherman (who used to stand on a map of Britain in a Liverpool dock on morning TV) were a definite item.

(Cave Duck, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:36, Reply)
That is yet to be revealed.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:14, Reply)
I'll be a happy volunteer?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:15, Reply)
As lovely as that would be........
I would prefer someone who didn't want to wear my clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:16, Reply)
I wouldn't
The cross dressing now stays firmly at Hallowe'en.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:18, Reply)
And preferably someone who wouldn't get mistaken for my son.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:19, Reply)
Also not to worry!
When we go out, I'll wear a dres...shit, I've got this wrong, haven't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:20, Reply)
I'm sure in his mind Richard Blackwood is most definitely the man.
And he hangs out at The BlacwoodWorld theme park which has a ride to scare the shit out of you called "The Enema" and features a special club where you can dance the night away to his one hit single on repeat play and rub shoulders with his great showbiz mates Toby Anstis, Callum Best and the girl who did Denise Welch's hair when she was in Corrie.



Lee Scratch Perry is da man.
(Cave Duck, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:16, Reply)
I reckon the bloke wot does "The Sky at Night" is da man
Whatsis name?...Patrick....Patrick...Patrick STEWART!

Make it so.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:19, Reply)
Is this sarcasm?
Please say it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:20, Reply)
Not sure
I do think whatsisname is pretty awesome though, he joined the RAF underage during WW2 and became a spitfire pilot and he was GAMESMASTER!

I also find the "sky at night" quite interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:24, Reply)
Patrick Stewart is mainly known as Jean Luc Picard
Sir Patrick Moore is the one who does Sky At Night (and he plays the xylophone)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:25, Reply)
That bit was a joke (hence the "make it so" quote).
I couldnt remember his surname (it's early and I was drinking last night)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:27, Reply)
Ahh, good good
I was thoroughly confused!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:28, Reply)
He was also quite the fanboi of the British Union of Fascists

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:29, Reply)
Aren't we all?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:31, Reply)
The pub on the corner of Bethnal Green Rd
down the road from me, is where Moseley's blackshirts used to congregate.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:33, Reply)
They knew how to have fun in those days

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:40, Reply)
I thought that was Monty?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:31, Reply)
There's more than one of us you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:34, Reply)
I thought that was ^^this Monty

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:34, Reply)
He's currently training for his Rottenführer badge

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:35, Reply)
Obersturmbannführer, if you don't fucking mind.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:37, Reply)
With your party loyalty, the bright lights of Standartenführer await you

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:40, Reply)
I signed up for Computer Weekly years ago
and had UberGruppenFuhrer down as my job title, just so I could get it delivered as that
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:58, Reply)
He interviewed me once.
At Alton Towers.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:21, Reply)
I must admit I've never heard of him.
Ever.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)
He's the guy who posts lots of links to news stories.

(Cave Duck, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:23, Reply)
That's an example of Blackwood level humour.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:23, Reply)
so not funny at all then?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:24, Reply)
Woo-hoo I've been stuck on Dawn French level for ages.

(Cave Duck, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:25, Reply)
So you're proud of getting less funny?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:26, Reply)
You don't know who Dawn French is do you?
Or that her shows are totally free of earthy humour.
(Cave Duck, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:28, Reply)
Vicar Of Dibley had it's moments

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:30, Reply)
Fuck off did it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:36, Reply)
I don't think people should have fawned over it the way they did
But I enjoyed it from time to time.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:38, Reply)
My mother likes it.
Therefore it is wholly without merit. My mother also likes Victora Wood: clearly she has sustained a severe head injury at some point and the part of the brain that is capable of judging wit has been irreparably damaged.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:41, Reply)
The failed jokes at the end of the episode were good.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:43, Reply)
Due to having sisters, I been made to watch Victoria Wood on a number of occasions
I think I smiled lightly once. The rest of the time was spent bored.

I like her writing, but I don't find it funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:43, Reply)
I like the one where the locals turned on her
Accused her of kiddy-fiddling, then chased her into her home and torched the place. That bit where she tries to jump out of the window whilst on fire, but gets stuck due to her corpulent frame, whilst the villagers stab her with pitchforks is great. The scene at the end where they tuck into Fat Bitch Crackling was beautiful too.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:40, Reply)
Is the mocha machine broken?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:46, Reply)
No, but I do need another...

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:47, Reply)
Yeah, the end credits.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:49, Reply)
Who da man?
YOU da man!*

*I reserve the right to edit this answer.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:21, Reply)
Tony Danza
TONY DANZA!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:23, Reply)
So hold me close, I'm Tony Danza
/Elton John
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:26, Reply)
I'm da man.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:25, Reply)

d
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:25, Reply)
Nobody's perfect

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:31, Reply)
You're the Barry Grant of OT

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:27, Reply)
Except I haven't got blonde eyebrows wtf.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:32, Reply)
You'd look a reet spastic if you did

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:35, Reply)
Pfft. Grant was shit scared of Tommy McArdle.
Paul Usher who played Barry Grant used to be in a band called 20/20

FACTSLAM!
(Cave Duck, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:39, Reply)
Neil Buchanan is in a heavy metal band called Marseille
Your turn
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:42, Reply)
Oi! That's MY fact!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:46, Reply)
Lloyd Grossman
Was singer with punk band, 'Jet Bronx and the Forbidden'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:48, Reply)
Fact Thieving is one the internet's most heinous crimes.
AA will be judged by his peers, and WHEN found guilty a suitable punishment decided on.

What have you to say in your obviously false defence AA?
(Cave Duck, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:50, Reply)
I've known this fact since Art Attack was on TV, any theft was purely coincidental, so I ask any complaints be struck from the court of /OT

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:52, Reply)
You've known it since:
' Neil Buchanan
is now in a heavy metal band called Marseilles. This is not a joke. He was in them in the early 80s and they have reformed. They have made a new album but I cannot confirm if he made the cover out of old jumpers, 'Art Attack' style.
( Monty Boyce : the man that time forgot, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:09, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:55, Reply)
Nope
My elder brother told me once when I was watching Art Attack. Sorry to burst your bubble old fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:57, Reply)
Is your brother here to verify this?

(Cave Duck, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:05, Reply)
Nope

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)
Then I think we'll have to assume you're guilty.
You are sentenced to only type with your left hand and may not use commas for a period of TWO DAYS!
(Cave Duck, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)
He hasn't even got a brother,
the 'Walter Mitty' bullshitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:09, Reply)
You've seen the picture of me and my Downy looking brother, remember?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:18, Reply)
Photoshop.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)
I'm rubbish with it

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)
'Nasty Nick Cotton' is now the singer in The Heavy Metal Kids.
He interviewed Jimi Hendrix when he was a teenager, for a fanzine.


See:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRchzgx_18A
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:48, Reply)
Was that Gary Holtons band?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:51, Reply)
Think so, yes. I'm not overly familiar if I am honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:52, Reply)
Christopher Lee has released a metal album

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:51, Reply)
Don't tell me,
your grandad told you about it in 1996.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)
Nope, Metal Hammer in 2010
Here we are
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)
AT LAST A CHANCE TO NAMEDROP
...And I play in a band with one of their current guitarists!
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:01, Reply)
My mum knew his brother
Paul, not Tommy.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:52, Reply)
My mate *not saying his name*
grew a load of skunk for former Bay City Roller Les Mackeown. When he got busted for coke my pal had to destroy the farm he'd set up.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:56, Reply)
Shaaaaang-a-lang

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:58, Reply)
You should write a book.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:58, Reply)
Not because we'd read it mind, it'd just get you off here.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:59, Reply)
I will, but it will be about sausages.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)
And how many you've enjoyed in your time?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)
Jockeying for meat
By Monty Boyce.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:04, Reply)
'Bangers and Hash:
A guide to the world's sausages (interspersed with name-dropping drug stories from the music industry)' by Montgomery Peregrine St John Boyce.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)
Bye-Bye Druggies,
Druggies Goodbye (Bye-bye druggies, druggies goodbye).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)
'Bye bye weed farm, weed farm bye bye' surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:05, Reply)
That would be better, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)
ym

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:27, Reply)
GOOD HEAVENS
I have just served a stunningly handsome individual.
I'm flustered.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:59, Reply)
*trigger fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:59, Reply)
Oi! remember you can look but you can't touch.
I however, can touch anyone I want to.


I actually became flustered when Monty sat next to me in the pub. First time that's happened in a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:05, Reply)
Aw I wouldn't dream of it
It's nice being able to appreciate handsome but not pine after it all day thinking "Ooh I hope I see him again."
I gots me the best pup in the window.
*Opinions expressed by Roota are not intended to cast aspersions on the handsomeness or brilliantness of anybody else's boyfriend/partner/love interest/crush/bit-on-the-side/Jeff Bridges.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:08, Reply)
I prefer the phrase
"It's alright to window-shop, just don't smash and grab."
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:09, Reply)
Byoodeful

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:14, Reply)
Thanks for that.
You were great, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:08, Reply)
Hahah you're a cheeky little bleeder
But you get away with it alright
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:09, Reply)
I read that in the style
of the 'Auf Wiedersen, Pet' theme tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:10, Reply)
Joe 'wishes he was Cocker' Fagin!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:14, Reply)
but monty
i thought YOU were da man?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)
FINALLY a correct answer.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

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