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All this talk of the multi-talented and not-at-all irritating Richard Blackwood
has led me to ask a very important question this morning.
Who da man?*
*clue: it's not Richard Blackwood.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:01, 136 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
has led me to ask a very important question this morning.
Who da man?*
*clue: it's not Richard Blackwood.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:01, 136 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I remember reading or watching something somewhere
that called him the least famous celebrity of all time.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:08, Reply)
that called him the least famous celebrity of all time.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:08, Reply)
Doctor Who.
Matt Smith or Tennant to be precise. I'm still deciding which one I like more, but it's definitely one of them. :)
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:05, Reply)
Matt Smith or Tennant to be precise. I'm still deciding which one I like more, but it's definitely one of them. :)
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:05, Reply)
I've never seen any of the old Doctors to agree or disagree
But I think Tennant, Smith & Eccleston have all been fantastic.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:09, Reply)
But I think Tennant, Smith & Eccleston have all been fantastic.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:09, Reply)
Eccleston is a fucking tosser.
I saw him spouting complete testes and some imbecile like Jonathon Ross, about how 'he wanted his 'Doctor' to a depth and complexity hitherto unseen in the role' blah blah luvvie bullshit blah.
You'd think the cunt was playing King pissing Lear, the way he crapped on. Humourless, pompous and extremely unlikeable - no wonder he found a career pretending to be other people.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:14, Reply)
I saw him spouting complete testes and some imbecile like Jonathon Ross, about how 'he wanted his 'Doctor' to a depth and complexity hitherto unseen in the role' blah blah luvvie bullshit blah.
You'd think the cunt was playing King pissing Lear, the way he crapped on. Humourless, pompous and extremely unlikeable - no wonder he found a career pretending to be other people.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:14, Reply)
....so if I said that I quite liked him as my introduction to Doctor Who, would you lynch me?
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:15, Reply)
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:15, Reply)
I'd seen one of the Dr Who films starring Peter Cushing first
But Eccleston was the first I saw in a TV series
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:18, Reply)
But Eccleston was the first I saw in a TV series
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:18, Reply)
Not at all, I don't give a toss, to be honest.
The actor happens to be unpleasant - could still be a good actor. Peter Sellers managed this: he was a total cunt by all accounts.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:31, Reply)
The actor happens to be unpleasant - could still be a good actor. Peter Sellers managed this: he was a total cunt by all accounts.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:31, Reply)
I've never disliked any of his characters for being shit
I do understand his fear of being typecast after playing it, as other Doctors have.
I think he had the better episodes than Tennant for the most part, especially the 2 set in the Blitz. My friend has "Are You My Mummy?" as his text tone, it still freaks me out a bit.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:17, Reply)
I do understand his fear of being typecast after playing it, as other Doctors have.
I think he had the better episodes than Tennant for the most part, especially the 2 set in the Blitz. My friend has "Are You My Mummy?" as his text tone, it still freaks me out a bit.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:17, Reply)
He is shit
And he was shit in the fucking shit remake of Gone in 60 seconds. How can they take a fucking good film and remake it in to that toss, then put that shit fucking prick in it wanting "fifty high end 'kers'"
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)
And he was shit in the fucking shit remake of Gone in 60 seconds. How can they take a fucking good film and remake it in to that toss, then put that shit fucking prick in it wanting "fifty high end 'kers'"
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)
Neither did I until a few years ago
The original has one of the best car chases I have ever seen in a film, up there with "Ronin"
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:33, Reply)
The original has one of the best car chases I have ever seen in a film, up there with "Ronin"
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:33, Reply)
He was the 4th Doctor
Known as one of the best, although compared to some, that's not difficult.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:13, Reply)
Known as one of the best, although compared to some, that's not difficult.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:13, Reply)
I remember watching him recording his one line for Toy Story 2 on CBBC
Beyond that, I find him as forgettable as 90% of Kids TV hosts
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:14, Reply)
Beyond that, I find him as forgettable as 90% of Kids TV hosts
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:14, Reply)
Whatever happened to Andy Crane?
I'm assuming his bullet riddled corpse was found in a back alley behind a seedy gay nightclub.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:16, Reply)
I'm assuming his bullet riddled corpse was found in a back alley behind a seedy gay nightclub.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:16, Reply)
Apparently he works on Channel M
A regional TV station only available in Manchester so you were pretty much right
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:18, Reply)
A regional TV station only available in Manchester so you were pretty much right
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:18, Reply)
There's a TV channel dedicated to Manchester and everything Mancunian?
"Tonighhhht an Channel fookin' M we'll be talking to some shandy drinking pooftah..."
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:21, Reply)
"Tonighhhht an Channel fookin' M we'll be talking to some shandy drinking pooftah..."
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:21, Reply)
It started of as a student tv station
Instantly rendering it fucking shit.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:23, Reply)
Instantly rendering it fucking shit.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:23, Reply)
Have you seen the new format for "Film 2010"?
it now looks like some shit student project. It's a disgrace I tells ya.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:26, Reply)
it now looks like some shit student project. It's a disgrace I tells ya.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:26, Reply)
Another program stripped of any class and dumbed down for the lowest common denominator
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:29, Reply)
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:29, Reply)
Seems odd that it loses class when Wossy leaves
It's a sad world we live in.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:31, Reply)
It's a sad world we live in.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:31, Reply)
I'm no fan of Ross, but at least he knew his films and talked in a frank authorititive (sp?) way
and the show had some class.
Winkleman umms & ahhs about whether she liked the film or not and the other media graduate arsehole just seems to be there to disagree with anything she says.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:38, Reply)
and the show had some class.
Winkleman umms & ahhs about whether she liked the film or not and the other media graduate arsehole just seems to be there to disagree with anything she says.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:38, Reply)
Aye
Last night they reviewed Documentaries on DVD. Fuck me that was boring.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:39, Reply)
Last night they reviewed Documentaries on DVD. Fuck me that was boring.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:39, Reply)
I'm glad I missed it
Tuesday night is my snooker & beer night, and I used to love rolling in and watching "Film 20.." with a cuppa before bed.
*Shakes fist at BBC*
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:42, Reply)
Tuesday night is my snooker & beer night, and I used to love rolling in and watching "Film 20.." with a cuppa before bed.
*Shakes fist at BBC*
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:42, Reply)
You missed nothing
I caught the last half hour, and wish I hadn't.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:44, Reply)
I caught the last half hour, and wish I hadn't.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:44, Reply)
He's done a lot of cooking stuff, Master Chef and Market Kitchen.
That's the only reason he has come to mind, if it wasn't for that, I would have forgotten all about him.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:39, Reply)
That's the only reason he has come to mind, if it wasn't for that, I would have forgotten all about him.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:39, Reply)
I heard a beautiful rumour once
That Andy Peters and Tony Hart were lovers.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)
That Andy Peters and Tony Hart were lovers.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)
I heard that the bloke who played Jimmy Corkhill and Fred The Weatherman (who used to stand on a map of Britain in a Liverpool dock on morning TV) were a definite item.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:36, Reply)
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:36, Reply)
As lovely as that would be........
I would prefer someone who didn't want to wear my clothes.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:16, Reply)
I would prefer someone who didn't want to wear my clothes.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:16, Reply)
Also not to worry!
When we go out, I'll wear a dres...shit, I've got this wrong, haven't I?
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:20, Reply)
When we go out, I'll wear a dres...shit, I've got this wrong, haven't I?
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:20, Reply)
I'm sure in his mind Richard Blackwood is most definitely the man.
And he hangs out at The BlacwoodWorld theme park which has a ride to scare the shit out of you called "The Enema" and features a special club where you can dance the night away to his one hit single on repeat play and rub shoulders with his great showbiz mates Toby Anstis, Callum Best and the girl who did Denise Welch's hair when she was in Corrie.
Lee Scratch Perry is da man.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:16, Reply)
And he hangs out at The BlacwoodWorld theme park which has a ride to scare the shit out of you called "The Enema" and features a special club where you can dance the night away to his one hit single on repeat play and rub shoulders with his great showbiz mates Toby Anstis, Callum Best and the girl who did Denise Welch's hair when she was in Corrie.
Lee Scratch Perry is da man.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:16, Reply)
I reckon the bloke wot does "The Sky at Night" is da man
Whatsis name?...Patrick....Patrick...Patrick STEWART!
Make it so.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:19, Reply)
Whatsis name?...Patrick....Patrick...Patrick STEWART!
Make it so.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:19, Reply)
Not sure
I do think whatsisname is pretty awesome though, he joined the RAF underage during WW2 and became a spitfire pilot and he was GAMESMASTER!
I also find the "sky at night" quite interesting.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:24, Reply)
I do think whatsisname is pretty awesome though, he joined the RAF underage during WW2 and became a spitfire pilot and he was GAMESMASTER!
I also find the "sky at night" quite interesting.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:24, Reply)
Patrick Stewart is mainly known as Jean Luc Picard
Sir Patrick Moore is the one who does Sky At Night (and he plays the xylophone)
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:25, Reply)
Sir Patrick Moore is the one who does Sky At Night (and he plays the xylophone)
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:25, Reply)
That bit was a joke (hence the "make it so" quote).
I couldnt remember his surname (it's early and I was drinking last night)
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:27, Reply)
I couldnt remember his surname (it's early and I was drinking last night)
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:27, Reply)
The pub on the corner of Bethnal Green Rd
down the road from me, is where Moseley's blackshirts used to congregate.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:33, Reply)
down the road from me, is where Moseley's blackshirts used to congregate.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:33, Reply)
With your party loyalty, the bright lights of Standartenführer await you
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:40, Reply)
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:40, Reply)
I signed up for Computer Weekly years ago
and had UberGruppenFuhrer down as my job title, just so I could get it delivered as that
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:58, Reply)
and had UberGruppenFuhrer down as my job title, just so I could get it delivered as that
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:58, Reply)
You don't know who Dawn French is do you?
Or that her shows are totally free of earthy humour.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:28, Reply)
Or that her shows are totally free of earthy humour.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:28, Reply)
I don't think people should have fawned over it the way they did
But I enjoyed it from time to time.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:38, Reply)
But I enjoyed it from time to time.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:38, Reply)
My mother likes it.
Therefore it is wholly without merit. My mother also likes Victora Wood: clearly she has sustained a severe head injury at some point and the part of the brain that is capable of judging wit has been irreparably damaged.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:41, Reply)
Therefore it is wholly without merit. My mother also likes Victora Wood: clearly she has sustained a severe head injury at some point and the part of the brain that is capable of judging wit has been irreparably damaged.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:41, Reply)
Due to having sisters, I been made to watch Victoria Wood on a number of occasions
I think I smiled lightly once. The rest of the time was spent bored.
I like her writing, but I don't find it funny.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:43, Reply)
I think I smiled lightly once. The rest of the time was spent bored.
I like her writing, but I don't find it funny.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:43, Reply)
I like the one where the locals turned on her
Accused her of kiddy-fiddling, then chased her into her home and torched the place. That bit where she tries to jump out of the window whilst on fire, but gets stuck due to her corpulent frame, whilst the villagers stab her with pitchforks is great. The scene at the end where they tuck into Fat Bitch Crackling was beautiful too.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:40, Reply)
Accused her of kiddy-fiddling, then chased her into her home and torched the place. That bit where she tries to jump out of the window whilst on fire, but gets stuck due to her corpulent frame, whilst the villagers stab her with pitchforks is great. The scene at the end where they tuck into Fat Bitch Crackling was beautiful too.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:40, Reply)
Pfft. Grant was shit scared of Tommy McArdle.
Paul Usher who played Barry Grant used to be in a band called 20/20
FACTSLAM!
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:39, Reply)
Paul Usher who played Barry Grant used to be in a band called 20/20
FACTSLAM!
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:39, Reply)
Lloyd Grossman
Was singer with punk band, 'Jet Bronx and the Forbidden'.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:48, Reply)
Was singer with punk band, 'Jet Bronx and the Forbidden'.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:48, Reply)
Fact Thieving is one the internet's most heinous crimes.
AA will be judged by his peers, and WHEN found guilty a suitable punishment decided on.
What have you to say in your obviously false defence AA?
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:50, Reply)
AA will be judged by his peers, and WHEN found guilty a suitable punishment decided on.
What have you to say in your obviously false defence AA?
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:50, Reply)
I've known this fact since Art Attack was on TV, any theft was purely coincidental, so I ask any complaints be struck from the court of /OT
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:52, Reply)
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:52, Reply)
You've known it since:
' Neil Buchanan
is now in a heavy metal band called Marseilles. This is not a joke. He was in them in the early 80s and they have reformed. They have made a new album but I cannot confirm if he made the cover out of old jumpers, 'Art Attack' style.
( Monty Boyce : the man that time forgot, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:09, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)'
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:55, Reply)
' Neil Buchanan
is now in a heavy metal band called Marseilles. This is not a joke. He was in them in the early 80s and they have reformed. They have made a new album but I cannot confirm if he made the cover out of old jumpers, 'Art Attack' style.
( Monty Boyce : the man that time forgot, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:09, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)'
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:55, Reply)
Nope
My elder brother told me once when I was watching Art Attack. Sorry to burst your bubble old fellow.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:57, Reply)
My elder brother told me once when I was watching Art Attack. Sorry to burst your bubble old fellow.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:57, Reply)
Then I think we'll have to assume you're guilty.
You are sentenced to only type with your left hand and may not use commas for a period of TWO DAYS!
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)
You are sentenced to only type with your left hand and may not use commas for a period of TWO DAYS!
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)
You've seen the picture of me and my Downy looking brother, remember?
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:18, Reply)
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:18, Reply)
'Nasty Nick Cotton' is now the singer in The Heavy Metal Kids.
He interviewed Jimi Hendrix when he was a teenager, for a fanzine.
See:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRchzgx_18A
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:48, Reply)
He interviewed Jimi Hendrix when he was a teenager, for a fanzine.
See:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRchzgx_18A
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:48, Reply)
AT LAST A CHANCE TO NAMEDROP
...And I play in a band with one of their current guitarists!
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:01, Reply)
...And I play in a band with one of their current guitarists!
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:01, Reply)
My mate *not saying his name*
grew a load of skunk for former Bay City Roller Les Mackeown. When he got busted for coke my pal had to destroy the farm he'd set up.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:56, Reply)
grew a load of skunk for former Bay City Roller Les Mackeown. When he got busted for coke my pal had to destroy the farm he'd set up.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:56, Reply)
'Bangers and Hash:
A guide to the world's sausages (interspersed with name-dropping drug stories from the music industry)' by Montgomery Peregrine St John Boyce.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)
A guide to the world's sausages (interspersed with name-dropping drug stories from the music industry)' by Montgomery Peregrine St John Boyce.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)
Bye-Bye Druggies,
Druggies Goodbye (Bye-bye druggies, druggies goodbye).
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)
Druggies Goodbye (Bye-bye druggies, druggies goodbye).
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)
GOOD HEAVENS
I have just served a stunningly handsome individual.
I'm flustered.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:59, Reply)
I have just served a stunningly handsome individual.
I'm flustered.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 9:59, Reply)
Oi! remember you can look but you can't touch.
I however, can touch anyone I want to.
I actually became flustered when Monty sat next to me in the pub. First time that's happened in a long time.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:05, Reply)
I however, can touch anyone I want to.
I actually became flustered when Monty sat next to me in the pub. First time that's happened in a long time.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:05, Reply)
Aw I wouldn't dream of it
It's nice being able to appreciate handsome but not pine after it all day thinking "Ooh I hope I see him again."
I gots me the best pup in the window.
*Opinions expressed by Roota are not intended to cast aspersions on the handsomeness or brilliantness of anybody else's boyfriend/partner/love interest/crush/bit-on-the-side/Jeff Bridges.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:08, Reply)
It's nice being able to appreciate handsome but not pine after it all day thinking "Ooh I hope I see him again."
I gots me the best pup in the window.
*Opinions expressed by Roota are not intended to cast aspersions on the handsomeness or brilliantness of anybody else's boyfriend/partner/love interest/crush/bit-on-the-side/Jeff Bridges.
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:08, Reply)
I prefer the phrase
"It's alright to window-shop, just don't smash and grab."
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:09, Reply)
"It's alright to window-shop, just don't smash and grab."
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:09, Reply)
Hahah you're a cheeky little bleeder
But you get away with it alright
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:09, Reply)
But you get away with it alright
( , Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:09, Reply)
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