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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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lolwaki.... I bet you're the sort of person who's been to the pub and declaired that you a 'Knight who says Ni', then went wrong asking about 80s children telivision and yelled "WHATS WRONG WITH YOU" when someone said something you didn't like....... and then yelled "OH NOES THE BOOZE" if someone spilt a drop of pint.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:03,
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"sack the juggler!" whenever someone drops a glass...(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:07,
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Or when you get a round in and the bartender asks..."Do you need a tray for those drinks"
you reply
"No thanks - I have enough to carry as it is!"
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Sugar in my tea? No thanks, I'm sweet enough, in fact I have type two diabeties and a life ecpetancy of 20 years.... Haha, only joking, two please.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:13,
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Or when someone indicates an empty stool and asks "Is anyone sitting there'"replies "Yes, it's the invisible man"
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Yes. Bastards.That really does deserve a violent punch to the conker bag.
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"How do you like your coffee?!"Sweet and white like I like my women, not strong and black how you take your men."
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Like my womenground up and kept in the freezer.
EDIT: dammit
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