This is the funniest thing I have read in a very long time indeed:
www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/oct/09/insane-clown-posse-christians-god

If I didn’t know these people were real I would call ‘Chris Morris’ on this article, there are so many incredible quotes.

For example: "Gravity's cool," Violent J says, "but not as cool as magnets."

Or “Have you ever stood next to an elephant, my friend?" asks Violent J. "A fucking elephant is a miracle. If people can't see a fucking miracle in a fucking elephant, then life must suck for them, because an elephant is a fucking miracle. So is a giraffe."

Reading this has cheered me immensely: 'practically a tribute to not knowing things'...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:14, 50 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I read that article too
It did make me smile.

How's Monty today?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Fucking busy – I’ve just nipped in for a mo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)

You'll like this
the picture that pops up when you google Monty Boyce is Jimmy Hill with his pipe!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)

fucking fantastic
I love that picture

in fact, I've been planning, once my dining room is decorated, to get a big portrait on the wall of someone random. Tom Selleck was winning, but I think that Jimmy Hill picture may have just edged into the lead.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)

What about Hasselhoff, shirtless, drunk and trying to eat take-out off the floor?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I want it to look like a proper classy portrait
just of someone ridiculous

jimmy hill fits the bill

and rhymes
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)

There are no high res pictures of that
it would look a bit grainy and shit as a poster.

As a small print on the toilet door however ...
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)

with the legend
"lest we forget"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Good plan!
I have Sean Connery in 007 mode, Clint Eastwood (Good, Bad, Ugly) and Marilyn Monroe in my dining room
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Are you a student?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)

No, I just like the pics

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I read that when it was news
It made me actually laugh out loud that they've apparently duped their entire fanbase for years.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)

i read it before it was news

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I knew it before it was read

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I read it on vinyl.
With the alternative sleeve.
(Cave Duck, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)

triple gatefold?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)

White label

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I've got the master tape.

(Cave Duck, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I held the master tapes to ransom to get released from my record contract

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)

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( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I'm waiting you to ninja this to make it make sense

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I held the master apes....
I've decided to go for surrealism with my strikethroughs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

yeah... stop that.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I though it was concise yet descriptive. Off kilter without being whacky.
It poked fun at the whole strikethrough genre, but in an affectionate way.

I liked it.
(Cave Duck, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)

definitely stopping now :-P

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)

*hangs head*
ok



sorry
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Natch.

(Cave Duck, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)

It's a double bluff.
4chan memes in their god lyrics.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

How do they think this will turn all their fans to God exactly?

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)

They are no
MC Miker G and DJ Sven.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Word!

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Ring-a-rang-a-dong.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)

it kinds of pleases me that they are religious nutbags
because it gives them an excuse for making shit music.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I can't read that. ICP is incredibly shit.
Even if they are secret christians.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Afternoon

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Morning

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Sorry

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

For what?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)

For forgetting you are in a different timezone.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)

you fucking cunt

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I think the greeting worked quite well, since you're there and I'm here
we both said the appropriate things, am I wrong?

sod this, what sort of soap do you use?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Carbolic.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I saw some poison ivy soap today.
$8.99 a bar.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Bob Martins all over medicated fur treatment.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)

mmmmmmtingly

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)

It's monkey magic.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)

*70s funk guitars*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Born from an egg on a mountain top
The punkiest monkey that ever popped
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)

leprechaun sperm

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)