Is that because of work, or just because it disgusts you?
Here's a nice picture for you, and it's your loss if you don't click it
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

nope
i am never clicking your pictures at work!

someone can tell me what it is and if i approve i will look at home...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

You'll like it
and you know you can trust me.
(Spitz, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

oh god you were right
this is the best thing ever

EVER
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Thought you'd appreciate it

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)

yes
i have asked my reprographics team for a lifesized version. laminated.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)

haha he looks well speshul

(Spitz, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

he would still get it so so so hard though!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)

definitely, he's super hot
just not so much in that photo.

I was watching a sitcom version of 10 Things I Hate About You which I fully expected to be super shite, but it was quite funny and TWO very hot men with delicious abs spent most of the episode with their tops off, it was awesome.
(Spitz, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)

i approve of this sort of thing
apart from a DJ there are few things men can wear that are hotter than just a pair of low-slung jeans and some aftershave.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I have all of the above
Except the delicious abs... Guess I'll be joining a gym soon then.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)

not so hasty
which aftershave?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Amen

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)

oh yes, you said
i don't really know it. i will check it out in the duty free when i go to jamaica next month and will let you have the rswipe seal of approval accordingly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

feel free to pick me up a bottle of Hugo Boss Element while you are at it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

oooooh good choice there
well done
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)

it was happy chance
I dislike most that I have smelt, but got a free sample of Element and discovered that I like it.

I also love the smell of CK One, but I figure it wouldn't do to wear some cologne myself that gave me the horn, so I bought some for my mrs.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)

i wear ck one
although i have recently replaced it with jo malone's lime, mandarin and basil - next time you are spoiling her, check it out. everyone loves it, people stop me on the tube to ask what i'm wearing.

plus, you know, you would know that your missus smelled like me, and that has to give you the horn, right?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I will bear that in mind
I will also remember to bring my noseplugs if/when we meet otherwise I cannot be held responsible for my actions.

there are only a few things guaranteed to give me the horn, and you tend to sport most of them and the CK One would push me over the edge.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)

"there are only a few things guaranteed to give me the horn, and you tend to sport most of them"
this is actually a very nice compliment and i am now smiling a LOT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)

splendid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

of course
now i am eaten up with curiosity as to what the others are
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Pinstripe pencil skirts
Seamed stockings
Voracious appetite for blowjobs
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)

^this
plus pigtails
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I knew there was something I forgot!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)

oh
you're not a million miles off today, actually. i have a black pinstriped pencil skirt with a very tiny pale pink pin, a black low-cut jumper, seamed stockings and very high heels.

then i will replace the heels with the ass-toning, club-footed trainers for a truly special look for this evening's birthday festivities.

i doubt there'll be any blowie action though, as it's all girls tonight.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Wow, erm...
I've just raised my eyebrows so high I now appear to have some strange tufts in my fringe...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:15, Reply)

what, club feet do it for you??
they're not real club feet. just skechers with very thick curvy soles.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:17, Reply)

cursed lack of abs
or rather the over-abundance of belly.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Yeah
I'm sure they're under their protective covering somewhere, they're just shy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)

very much the case

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

whilst i don't believe this applies to either of you
yes, it is not so sexy if the jeans are low slung because they won't do up over a sympathy-pregnancy belly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I always wear trousers low-slung anyway
But not so low as to expose my entire arse.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)

spoilsport

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)

If you ask nicely, I may comply

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

*asks very nicely*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

*complies*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

that is cheating!
i see no builders' bum.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I'm not gazzing you a pic of my arse

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

but it's my BIRTHDAY
please?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)

It was my birthday last week
I got zero boob pics.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)

don't ask, don't get

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Can I have boob pics?
Worth a try...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:15, Reply)

when's your birthday?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Erm...Tomorrow?
May 20th
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:17, Reply)

check your gaz box on 19 may then

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Woo!
*Counts down the days*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)