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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Marmite is for gays
I smooched her, didn;t go to party stayed in pub then walked her back to campus. I like her.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:37, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
are you grinning as you write that?
aawwww
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:37, Reply)
nah I'm too cool for that shit*
*may be lies
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)
argh, language barriers
smooch as in snogging? or as in you were coolly seductive but no lip contact?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:38, Reply)
snogging mate.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:38, Reply)
cooooool
well done!

christ it's all romantic on here tonight, innit. where's the usual bitterness??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)
Fuck off.
Don't mean it honey, just trying to restore the status quo
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:40, Reply)
you don't count

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:41, Reply)
Why not?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:42, Reply)
dunno
it was the first random burn that sprang to mind
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:44, Reply)
I read that as 'random bum'
Making me think you consider me a wino.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:45, Reply)
or an arse

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:46, Reply)
There is that as well Crunch.
Did you do any boozing this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:47, Reply)
yes
ginger wine. Has led to some interesting conversations on a dating site about giant robots and world domination. Also got called a trekie
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:50, Reply)
Have you met someone who might beam you up?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:52, Reply)
pff, doubt it
i had one email about time travel which I replied to in too much detail. Got called a trekie

Another one send a bland message so I went on about giant robots
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:54, Reply)
ignore the one who called you a trekkie
if someone mentioned time travel, the last thing I'd think about was star trek. He obviously doesn't know his geekery
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:55, Reply)
exactly
I didn't reply after that
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:57, Reply)
I recently had a stunner view my dating profile
lives about 5 minutes away, apparently likes Dr Who and is looking for an endearingly awkward type.

Sadly I'm the creepily awkward type.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:11, Reply)
she might find creepiness endearing

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:25, Reply)
Apparently not
since she hasn't yet responded.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:46, Reply)
In BD10
An upstairs room, with a good view.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:41, Reply)
very early days but we'll see.
Hopefully Monty will come on and tell us we're all dicks.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:42, Reply)
no
he's babysitting tonight, far too busy for the likes of us!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:43, Reply)
Bless
I like the fact he has to be a normal person occasionally.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:44, Reply)
jealous

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:45, Reply)
You sound sweet on her Bob.
Is she a keeper?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)
Dunno only known her for a couple of weeks.
She is very sweet though.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:40, Reply)
What does she drink?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:41, Reply)
Vodka lime and lemonade, and she had a couple of halfs of cider.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:43, Reply)
Cider eh?
What SORT of cider?

This will define if she is worth keeping or not.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:44, Reply)
Addlestones.
Only decent sparkling one on tap. Other choice was Bow or magners.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:45, Reply)
She does sound like a keeper Bob.
What is your next move?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:48, Reply)
Dunno, I'll prob text her on sunday then see her in lectures Monday.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:49, Reply)
who initiated the snogging?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:49, Reply)
Me. When we were walking back we stopped to look at a gig poster and I gave her a kiss.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:51, Reply)
smooth!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:51, Reply)
pffffft, nah. Like I said early days.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:52, Reply)
there's no later days
without early days

/wise
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:53, Reply)
I'm remarkably capable of fucking things up so I am goingto try and win this one.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)
well good luck with it
and glad it got further than eyecontact
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:57, Reply)
I'm alright in real life.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)
No sign of
cloth-tits or inside tops though.

He still has someway to go.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)
There was serious knee rubbing and some arse touching.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:00, Reply)
woah! hot!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:00, Reply)
But not knee trembling?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:01, Reply)
I'm a catholic for fucks sake.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:01, Reply)
I was educated in a catholic school Bob.
But I know the good lord is all-forgiving.

(If you believe in him, I, clearly don't.)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:10, Reply)
well even if it fails
at least you got some tongue
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:00, Reply)
chalks it off the list.
Next, rub some tit.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:01, Reply)
that's it bobby, old buddy old pal
one step at a time
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:02, Reply)
Looking at my diary I should have secured a blow job
by March 10th 2011.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:04, Reply)
Are you STILL doing those back-stretches?
It's a myth mate.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:11, Reply)
Who knows what luncheon meat Bob has got for his sarnies.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:01, Reply)
Oooh.
Ark at Mr Romance.

What gig poster did you kiss by? You might have to take her to see the band now. It'll be symbolic.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:53, Reply)
Some 3rd year music showcase thing on over christmas. Looked quite good,
plus I'm lookingfor a band in wales now so should be good for contacts.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:55, Reply)
Are you on a mission of violence
Or do you want to join a band?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)
Join a band you nutter.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)
As a drummer?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:02, Reply)
yeah man, I can't play anything else apart from a bit of the trombone.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:02, Reply)
Be careful.
My mate had someone drop a drum on his head.

I had to take him to hospital.

Turns out, he had slight percussion.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:09, Reply)
Jeff, you are
a cymbal of what is wrong round here
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:11, Reply)
Bobby walked right into his evil snare

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:13, Reply)
he was skinned alive

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:15, Reply)
Sorry. Just repeated that.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:21, Reply)
yeah, thanks now I'm left with the 'rimming' joke
not sure where I can go with that one
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:22, Reply)
You'll arse it up.
That's my guess.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)
Hey
stop giving him (drum) stick
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:13, Reply)
Nice one Amberl!
You tell him to BEAT it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:15, Reply)
what are you
bongoing on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:17, Reply)
Sit back, SKIN up and enjoy!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:21, Reply)
oooookay
...and enjoy a spot of rimming

i couldn't think of anything better
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)
See above.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)
it was a bit bass

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:39, Reply)
Thanks!
Doffs high hat.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:41, Reply)
I'm convinced you are cheating at this
or perhaps I'm just paradiddlenoid
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:42, Reply)

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