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I KILLED SUNDAY NIGHT THREADS
Is there a prize?
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:18, 119 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Yes. it's a bloke called Felix.
You get his cock.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)
Lol

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:20, Reply)
The fucking mentalist has added me on facebook!!!!!
I have denied his request.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:21, Reply)
Tell him why.

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:22, Reply)
I sent a brief message back
saying, thanks all the same but you are a bit grabby for me you mentalist.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)
That's the ticket.
Nothing worse than someone who's not aware of bounderies.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)
apparently he got worse after I left.
I get that drugs make you a bit mental but still no touchy touchy
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)
Believe you me, I've been as twatted as the next person but you don't inflict yourself on someone who doesn't want your hot sweaty hands on them.

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:30, Reply)
for a split second then
i thought you meant me.

i am severely hungover today, stupid vodka bar, stupid birthday parties!
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)
I loved you adding me, it made me smile.
at least you made it out this weekend as opposed to chunder time lasty week.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)
it is nice that i can have this effect on at least one male member of the population
yes, it was glorious. i have also eaten enough to put back on the entire half stone that i lost through throwing up all weekend last week... urgh.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:54, Reply)
You win this box of nothing
Don't go using it all up at once.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:20, Reply)
How very existentialistic of you.

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:21, Reply)
As a nihilist, I am almost excited by this.

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:30, Reply)
JUST THINK WHAT YOU CAN USE THE BOX FOR!!!

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:30, Reply)
I know, it's perfect.

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)
no, but you can have a sweetie

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)
He's got a sweetie.
Snogged her too.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:25, Reply)
lucky him

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:28, Reply)
lucky her, you mean...
... or did you?!
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:30, Reply)
We had a bit of texting today
will see her in lectures tomorrow.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)
just that he has someone :)

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)
You really think I'm some sort of mongo don't you. I'm alright, honestly.

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)
Hahaha!
Even mongos need to be loved.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)
I am Joey fucking Deacon
ai dribble on myself.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)
I wasn't being mean!
(this time) I was actually happy you have someone
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:37, Reply)
I don't 'have' her yet. But thanks.
I do appreciate I am a good source of amusement so do your worst oxbridge x
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:40, Reply)
if you're texting and meeting up
and you've made a move, you may not have her, but there's a pretty good chance :)
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:43, Reply)
fingers crossed.

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:48, Reply)
you win all the lids!

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)
+f

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)
that is offensive

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)
I hope so.

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:30, Reply)
i don't know why anyone would be proud of being offensive

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)
MY OWN MONG ARMY AT LAST!!!!
WORLD DOMINATION WILL BE MINE.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:30, Reply)
they're not going to be very good with guns though, are they?

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)
They won't need guns, bullet protection from mong foreheads and super mong strength.
I will sweep across the world like a forest fire.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:46, Reply)
I am watching this item
and hoping it goes for a pound. I also just sent off my application form to rejoin the assassins
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)
You should go to a pound shop.
They're bound to sell it for a pound there.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)
I doubt it
they'll probably rip me off and charge me a pound and a penny
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:37, Reply)
Ooh, I have 12 downloads on eMusic
suggest some bands as I'm out of ideas.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)
Camaros
the album is romantique
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ki2Idq_HEE
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:46, Reply)
it's a bit screechy...

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:49, Reply)
nah blood its da bizniss

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:51, Reply)
apparently "the chop tops" are similar artists

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:53, Reply)
I don't know them I will check em out, cheers

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:54, Reply)
Drinking single malt.

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:48, Reply)
Nearly finished your CV. Template done, just filling in your jobs.

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:49, Reply)
I hope it's a good one

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:52, Reply)
Auchentoshan.
And I had Ancnoc earlier on, followed by a Glenfarclas.

Sweet Highland malts session. Next time it'll be a smoky speyside session.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:08, Reply)
hang on
so you are boozing whilst bobby does your CV? how does that work?!
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)
Because some people are winners, Swipe
Obviously not jobless, alcoholic dozer though.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:58, Reply)
Uh, PoD, I have a job.
And I am not a drunk, I am unerringly suave. Ask anyone.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:02, Reply)
You use the word unerringly
Therefore I shall take your word. Honest.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:05, Reply)
whoa that was harsh
even for an angry scottish mcpenguin!
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:14, Reply)
Yeah, I thought so too.
He's meant to be on my side as a fellow Scot as well.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)
I was mostly trying to funny/annoy Swipe
It didn't work too well. I blame a long weekend.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)
I don't think Swipe will be impressed.

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)
no no
someone being mean to you is fine by me
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:22, Reply)
And I thought you liked me.
*weeps*
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:24, Reply)
no you didn't
and stop yarling, it's not manly.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:34, Reply)
I have regained my suave composure.

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:35, Reply)
phew
nobody likes a mardarse
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:36, Reply)
What can I say
I'm an awful person sometimes.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:16, Reply)
why would you want to annoy me?
i mean, what have i ever done to you? *cries*

(apart from nothing... hmmm... maybe THAT'S the problem. do you want my attention, POD? do you?? do you??? well come here then. good boy.)
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:21, Reply)
I always want your attention Swipe
How's thing? Been working this weekend?
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:23, Reply)
hey that was surprisingly soothing to my ego
no, been at home oop north this weekend, and have a couple of days to do nothing tomorrow/tuesday. which of course means i took shitloads of work with me to do from here...

birthday party last night, totally smashed, bed at 5am, today has been a struggle, seeing the family over in yorkshire.

how about you, how is the job??
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:35, Reply)
Still not started
Waiting for a call tomorrow to sort out last details of pay and things, then should start later in the week.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:55, Reply)
ah, mais oui
i thought that was why you'd been a bit quieter on here at the moment.

are you excited?
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:59, Reply)
Glad to see you took my advice Dozer
And got Bob to do your C.V
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:01, Reply)
No
there will be NO PRIZE for you, for I am grumpy and sick of science and application forms.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:52, Reply)
want a hug?

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:54, Reply)
By the end of this week, I will
stupid deadlines and my stupid, wretched brain.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:58, Reply)
I don't like the thought of a grumpy berk.
Have some weed.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:03, Reply)
If only I could...
I seriously have to get this sorted by thursday though. On Friday I'm going to kick back in epic style*

*NB, this probably means drinking too many pints of cider too quickly and falling asleep on the sofa
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:06, Reply)
What happens Thursday?

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:07, Reply)
Application deadline

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)
How long does the application take to complete?

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)
As long as it takes
one of them I can knock out in a few hours, but the one I really really want (at Oxford) wants a research proposal which is going to be a bitch and a ballache to put together.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:24, Reply)
Get Bob to do it.

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)
Erm. No...
I'm sure he means well but I don't think it's appropriate to get a trainee primary school teacher to write a PhD level research proposal in gene regulation and epigenetics.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:31, Reply)
gene regulation?
You should DEFINATELY get Bob to do it. He is in Wales now so he'll be able to give you whole villages of inbreds.

Apologies to any Welsh reading this
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:33, Reply)
I have been saving the thc from my grinder for 3 months, I have 6 grams of it and have just compressed
it into the most lovely looking garage hash ever. It's just pure thc.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:06, Reply)
I thought you were trying to knock the weed on the head?

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:07, Reply)
cut down. I doubt I'll ever quit

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:08, Reply)
What was your intake before and what is it now?

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:09, Reply)
About half an ounce a week,
prob knocked 4 or 5 grams off that.
I've cut out breakfast spliff for a start.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)
Well good luck with that.
How much would half-ounce of weed cost these days?
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:14, Reply)
80 sheets, 90 if you buy from a bastard like me.

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:16, Reply)
That's quite a lot to be spending on weed.
Good luck cutting down to a level you are more comfortable with.

What you got on this week?
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)
Deadline day tomorrow for assignment 1. Boxing wednesday. Then bugger all really
hopefully go out with uni girl again at some point. YOu?#
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)
Get a couple of applications off for jobs that I've been invited to apply for.
Get drunk.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)
Good work. Away from Bristol?

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:32, Reply)
Yeap!

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:43, Reply)
jew

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:48, Reply)
What?

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:51, Reply)
cartman standard insult when he isn't happy.
you can't leave. Bristol is ace.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:54, Reply)
The problem is, I'm too Ace for Bristol!

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)
lies
i'm going to bed. Nos da.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)
Yaki da!

(, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 0:04, Reply)
Do you not do science for a job?

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:58, Reply)
I do indeed
however I'm applying for PhDs.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:00, Reply)
Whereabouts are you applying? And for what kind of PhD?
What is your shoe size? What can you tell me about your mother?
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:05, Reply)
are you Irish suddenly?

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:07, Reply)
What was so Oirish about that?

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:09, Reply)
it's what Irish people do
when they encounter you. An endless string of questions. My grandmother was Irish and she never went back except for short visits after she came to England because she couldn't bear everyone in the village knowing what she was doing and asking her questions all the time
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)
Hahahaha
My grandmother loves to know everything about everyone. It is quite tiring sometimes :)
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)
All over the place
mainly Oxford, Cambridge, London (various) and Birmingham, for a four year PhD probably in Stem Cells/Cancer, 6 (5.5 if you want to be picky) and my mother is mental.
Next?
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:16, Reply)
Is your mother really ill
Or are you just calling her a mentalist?
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)
Oh no, she's not mentally ill
as far as I'm aware. Well, much. She's just weird and very immature.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:23, Reply)
Ooh, best of luck. Sounds pretty damn good.
I'm at the point where I've got to start thinking about the dissertation and possibly how that would fit in with an MA. I know it's a bit early but I like to be well-organised. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.

Size 6 is blates where it's at, and my mother is the least mental one in the family.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:22, Reply)
size 5.5 is better
and size 6 for boots
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:36, Reply)
When will you hear if you have any interviews?

(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:06, Reply)
The Oxford interview dates are 13th/14th December
The London ones are in late january. So fairly soon, if I get offered an interview...
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)
I'll still be there
for a couple of days more if you fancy meeting up for a drink :)

Did you decide which college in the end?
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)
Think I'm going to go for Green Templeton
for no other reason than it has tennis courts and the pictures look pretty...
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:21, Reply)
Our MCR bops there quite a lot
and apparantly it's nice. Good luck!
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:34, Reply)
I finished my chores for the evening
Now it is relax-with-a-drink o'clock.
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:57, Reply)

drink dachshund
(, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 22:58, Reply)

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