Most of you'll know that I used to run a cybergoth/industrial club night in Liverpool
After one such night, the guy I ran it with (Tom) told a bunch of the punters that he was having an after party at his place, so we piled into cabs and headed over to Aigburth.
Everyone was drunk (or otherwise intoxicated) and having a blast, when some dares were brought up, including one dare for two of the guys to snog. Tom thought this hilarious, and started taking photos, then egging them on to do more. The girlfriend of one of the guys was invited to join in, as was another guy.
Things rapidly went south, and before I fully realised what was happening, there was an MMMF bisexual fourway occurring a few feet away, with Tom still snapping pics. I left the room after watching a few seconds of one guy, a Brian Molko wannabe, getting his backdoors booted in.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 10:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I once watched my bit on the side go down on my then Girlfriend
That was awesome.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I'm too old to realistically have a chance of watching two girls go at it in front of me
Massive sadface.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Don't be silly.
Me and your mum would oblige.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I hope to Almighty God that you mean Tourettes and not my birth mum.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)

They're both bi
Drunken party in which we were wandering round in boxies/bra & knickers, when BOTS decides that she wants a go of my GF. They play a bit downstairs, before inviting me and BOTS' fella upstairs, where they give us a private show, with the warning that if we even attempt to move from our seats, we will be thrown out of the room, and they will carry on.

It was fucking ace being 18.

EDIT: Although I'll never understand why I didn't grab the digital camera...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)

The things you can do in World of Warcraft these days
which one was the level 60 Tauren shaman again?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 10:14, Reply)

You

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Errr.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I know
This was in a massive bedroom with about ten other people in chatting and laughing, but we all left for the lounge within a few minutes as it ceased being funny.
None of them were attractive either, it was like watching dogging porn.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Again I say errrr.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)

+H eu
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 10:19, Reply)

You posed the question
That was definitely a scenario where I found myself thinking "What the fuck am I doing here?".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Just as well that you left when you did otherwise it may have been
Who the fuck am I "doing" here.
(Cave Duck, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I was offered but I refused.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I am very glad to hear it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)