All down to the people you're with!
Although, depressingly, this was my first year to get a kiss at midnight.

Well, I say midnight, I mean half 2
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You know, I don't think I've ever been kissed at midnight
Right. This year is MY YEAR*

*remembers she's single and hastily re-thinks
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I'm single too
The kiss was off my ex. Just find someone drunk, and assault them with Mistletoe, it worked for her.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Oh, you broke up with the fella then?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Pretty much
I told him I wanted some time and space to sort my head out. I think it's pretty much over though. /sadface
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)

You wanted it to be over though
You were just reluctant to hurt the guy, much like I was.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)

i'm not gonna lie to you, labs
this post could be taken a whole heap of different ways.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Aww, but I'm being nice!
I'm only saying because I was reluctant to end it with my ex because I hated the idea of hurting her. Am seeing her tomorrow to give her back some of her things... hope she doesn't stab me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)

i knew what you meant
doesn't mean your post doesn't read like you were an anal raider, though
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Hey, the guy was demanding I punch-fuck him
You'd be hesitant too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)

depends on the guy
i might have taken him up on it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)

He wasn't my type
Being a man, 'n' all.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:05, Reply)

it's not rape if you push back

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Well that saves me from posting the way I read Labs post.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Why, which guy did you hurt?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Which guy haven't I hurt?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Crow
His 'baggy trousers' (per se) are so loose, it's like throwing a hot dog down a wind tunnel.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Baggy trousers, dirty shirt, pulling hair and eating dirt
Yeah, sounds about right for Crow's kinks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)

"Oh what fun we had, but at the time it seemed so bad, trying different ways, to make a difference to the days"
Definitely Crow.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Pretty much
I love him but I just don't think it's going to work anymore.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Sad but sensible berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)

have you reinforced your gaz box
prepare for the deluge
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Pfft
unlikely!
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:55, Reply)

you wait!!!
one day i should publish some of the random/hornier ones i get.

i'd never actually do it, i'm too nice. but i guarantee it would make you all laugh a lot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I've never sent anything even close to a rude GAZ
Just not my style, showing women off the net my cock.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Ah, but the thing is
is that you have a smouldery picture of yourself in your profile, and I do not, possibly because I do not do smouldery or pretty very well. Also, I'm not a hot well paid lawyer type.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:11, Reply)

no, i removed the smouldery black and white one
i thought that after 3 years it was bordering on false advertising, what with all the wrinkles and grey hairs... :(

i also don't do pretty or hot at all well, just ask anyone who's met me!!!!! but i am sure that you do, i heard lots of glowing reports after the bash.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I don't do smouldering or pretty but I do gormless very well.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Yes, well
everyone had been drinking...
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)

generally i find this helps me out a lot

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I thoroughly disagree on all of the above, minus the lawyer and picture bit.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I can't find it
but one of the best ones I got was from Chompy, asking seemingly strange questions to try and gauge my punching style. BEFORE I punched him.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)

why are there pictures of the snogging
but not the punching? i would like to see those.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I've no idea.
Blame Amberl.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)

You need to be straight with him, if he comes back
To some guys, they truly think 'some time and space' will fix relationships, when it's used 99% of the time as a way to get rid of them.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I know
I think he knows, though. I think. I'll be having the conversation regardless though, I just wish I could make up my mind that it's the right thing to do.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)

If you have to worry about whether or not it's the right thing, it is
There's not point being in a half arsed relationship, not if you've been with them for some time.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)