What sort of bag?
Also I just made my first kill!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

One with a hole in the motherfucking top!
Pay attention.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:24, Reply)

I should have known
I bet it's got fucking handles on top as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:24, Reply)

And a pen and a dried up lippy at the bottom
I should wager.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:26, Reply)

probably fifteen receipts
and a sweet wrapper as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Did you kick a seagull to death?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:24, Reply)

I've joined the Assassin's Guild

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:25, Reply)

Isn't that like against your religion or something?

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:26, Reply)

haha what religion?
No, it's quite fun. I garrotted someone with a silk scarf
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:29, Reply)

why are you telling us?
isn't that the first rule or something?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:33, Reply)

you're not part of the game :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:34, Reply)

*sobs*

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:37, Reply)

That is the most Amberl way of killing someone I could ever think of.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:35, Reply)

suffocation with norks?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)

Or that

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)

thats snugglesacks
Don't impugn my reputation thanks.

Thanks Lampito, it was quite me- ralph lauren and all
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)

it wasn't so much your reputation
more that you probably have little choice ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:59, Reply)

I'm an expert killer thanks
There's more to me than big breasts you know. Garrotting people, using fake knives etc.

Anyone got any clever ideas for weapons?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:07, Reply)

poisoned breasts

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:09, Reply)

fuck you

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:16, Reply)

:-D

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:20, Reply)

That'd be a booby trap.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:24, Reply)

I'll see if anything good comes up on CSI
Someone's been stuffed into a washing machine. Maybe beat to death with an oar?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:10, Reply)

can't remember if it was on CSI or something else
but a crossbow that fires bolts made of ice seems like a good weapon to me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:12, Reply)

no crossbows or real weapons allowed
I need something clever to get extra points
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)

knitting needles in the eyes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:19, Reply)

ice dagger?
somehow figure out how to make a pufferfish not expand until you have shoved it in the victim's throat?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:19, Reply)

ooh!
feed them lots of dried rice. It expands in the stomache and kills them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:21, Reply)

isn't that seagulls?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:21, Reply)

well you could forcefeed someone a seagull
that would be less stealthy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:22, Reply)

:-P

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:23, Reply)

right the main rule
Is I can't actually kill anuyone. Nor can I use indirect deaths like traps or poison.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:24, Reply)

so you have to be able to use whatever it is to fake kill someone?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:28, Reply)

if this is like the live action game 'assassin'
be careful. I got together with my idiot ex-husband playing that :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:30, Reply)

it's probably close
But with additional points for style and ingenuity.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:43, Reply)

some kind of noise based weapon?
or get jeff to sneeze jeffaids at them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:30, Reply)

heh

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Seagulls or other types of bird?
Y'alright Amberl?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:26, Reply)

people mostly
I'm currently in the process of asking the Guild if I myself can be a weapon, by dressing up as a massive bear
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:30, Reply)

Insist on your right to bear arms.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:40, Reply)

A few of the more successful assassins in history
Lets think - Gaviro Princip, John Wilkes Booth, Mark Chapman...

Well, they succeeded by being incognito until that very last moment.

I don't think the bear costume would work, somehow.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)

but if i was in a bear suit
No one would know it was me. They'd think I was a promotional offer or something
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:52, Reply)

Have you given much serious thought to your getaway plan?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 20:59, Reply)

once theyre dead
I shuffle away.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:05, Reply)

I can see the headlines now
"XXX dead - Chief suspect - George the Hofmeister bear."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 21:10, Reply)