I'd go for his brother.
The dirty ginger.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Who's that semi-royal bint with the tongue piercing?
She was a bit tidy a few years back.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I think that's Princess Anne's daughter who's boffing a rugby player.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Rugby you say?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Zara Phillips
Looks OK but a bit too horse for me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

They're all rather horse-like, the Royals
I remember she caused quite a stir by showing that tongue piercing.
I'd have caused an even bigger stir by ragging her senseless while driving a hotrod through one of their polo matches.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I heartily endorse this course of action

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

With or without the nazi uniform?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

With.
I like uniforms.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Uniformdating.com
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I think you both have to work in uniform.
Mine of jeans and t-shirt doesn't count.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)