how very sexually liberated
i had a tenant called mr noone once. i was a hairsbreadth away from making a total tit of myself and asking to speak to "mr no-one" but my colleague pointed out how stupid that was and saved me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No-Onelols.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I got an email last week from a Chris Dresser
Bets on if he got called Cross in school?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

What, after the bass player in Ultravox?

(Cave Duck, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Bees do the what now?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I found a Mrs O'nion in some data yesterday
She's a Chef. I think someone might be taking the piss...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I found out yesterday that one of our development team's wife is called
Pretti Dhull
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

i also had a tenant called
nahida mann. say it out loud.

and several michael hunts. none of them went by the name mike, strangely enough.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I know two people called Mike Cox

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)

One of my clients is a Mr. P. Quick
Every time I laugh and laugh AND LAAAAUUUUUGH
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)

EVERY time?
or the first time heartily, the second time less so, and the third time in wry acknowledgment that this is as good as your day in the office is going to get?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Every. Single. Time.
After preparing his accounts I continue laughing through my working day, during the commute home, during my evening meal, I go to sleep laughing and wake up laughing. At some point the next day I forget why I was laughing, and then I remember "P. Quick" and it starts all over again.

But then I am quite mad.


Wibble.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)

well.
it's, erm, good advice for life in general is his name, i suppose.

another tablet? good boy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:25, Reply)

There's a whole string of them about
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_O%27Nions
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)

You spell it Kris Kross.
*jumps jumps*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Oh come on, that's pretty much the same as the Ultravox joke that I've just done.
Cuh!
(Cave Duck, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Kris Kross were better than Ultravox though.
Also until now I had no idea what their bass player was called. So there.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Pfft. At least he could put his clothes on the right way round.

(Cave Duck, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Pre-Midge Urine they were OK.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)