i was going to go to EAT for soup
now i am thinking about a salad and feta 6 inch sub.

hmmmmm. i haven't been to subway since i left uxbridge, but there is one around here somewhere...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Get your lackey boy to get you one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:19, Reply)

yeah right
you don't want to know how horribly wrong he'd get it. poor trainee, i think he's seriously scared of me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:21, Reply)

*Breaking news*
Swipe in need of 6 inches shocker!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:21, Reply)

And thats girth!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:22, Reply)

diameter or circumference?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Ask her
I dunno!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:23, Reply)

6?
up your game, please. although not too much, i'm not a masochist either.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Up my game?
I've done nothing!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:23, Reply)

you suggested a "6 inch shocker"
i was objecting
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:28, Reply)

It would be a shocker if you weren't expecting it
And didn't want it.

Although this is started to sound like you've been raped by a sandwich, so we'll leave it there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:30, Reply)

And back to the bread we go.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I thought at least 8" or nothing at all.

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:22, Reply)

surely half a foot is sufficient?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I'd rather have a penis than half a foot near my vadge.

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:24, Reply)