can't you do an amusing trick or something?
i am in a bad mood after a long pointless meeting that means i got no work done all afternoon which means i had to cancel drinks with my very sexy ex-colleague tonight in favour of staying here. to do more work. that i couldn't do this afternoon. because of the long pointless meeting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:03, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Erm.
No, not really. I'm not a very funny person.
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)

oh well
you'll fit in well around here then.

is not normally this grumpy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Yes she fucking is
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Well, despite not being very funny
I am possessed of a sunny disposition. We should balance each other well.
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:12, Reply)

i'm normally sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
wrapped up in one sparkly package.

ignore al. he is just bitter because a mini pitta is more satisfying in the sack than he is.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)

sunshine, lollipops and rainbows chanel, bobbi brown and louboutin sparkly package gucci bag
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:15, Reply)

oh i like this
i like this a lot. it appeals to my material and shallow side.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)

material and shallow only

*miaow*
Apologies, I appear to be particularly biting this afternoon.
( djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Never mind that. Just answer this one question.
Which is best a rhino, or a giraffe in waterproof trousers that aren't from Millets?
(Cave Duck, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)

I read your new username
as goodfalafels for some reason
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:12, Reply)

oh man
i missed lunch because my client wouldn't get off the phone before my meeting started.

now all i can think about is falafel. falafel smothered in houmous or tzatziki with jalapenos and feta cheese.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I think he should change it to
Goodfatass. Amirite?
( djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:31, Reply)

*high fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)

*woops*

( djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:35, Reply)

stop changing your name!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)

*there there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I wish I was important enough to be in meetings
not that I would attend, too much work to do.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:15, Reply)

there is a school of thought that says they are a waste of many hours
we have: team meetings, group meetings, business development meetings, associate council meetings, secretarial training meetings, training meetings, client meetings, settlement meetings, meetings with barristers, meetings with experts, meetings with witnesses, pitch meetings...

think. yourself. very. very. lucky.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)

This^
I meet more than I work these days :o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:20, Reply)

You need to multi-task
work your meet dammit!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Think of all the free sarnies though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Your meetings must be more upmarket than mine
We dont even get coffee unless we go to the kitchen and make one - shan, as the kids say up North
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)

And biscuits. They're fun too.

(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)

BISCUITS!?
Fucking meeting showoff cunts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)

You could bring your own noms.
A bag of Haribo fits neatly into a jacket pocket.
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I like this idea
My waistline does not
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)

we have great biscuits
clubs and kitkats and stuff.

we have brilliant client lunches too. but the sandwiches for internals.... they try so so hard. and the fillings are just too WEIRD. bring on the cheese and onion mayo ffs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)

The old lady who owned Lucy has died
not sure how i'm going to break it to her...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)

oh no
i suggest dressing up in a wig and dress so she never knows the difference?

like norman bates, now i come to think of it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Sounds a bit Norman Bates
but who am I to argue?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:38, Reply)