i'd just like to take a moment to say...
wooooo! PAYDAY!

sorry, as you were.

edit - i never normally bother opening my payslips, as i know what they say. but this one i did and i've just noted that the pension bit is actually called "PENSION SACRIFICE". humph, they should put that on the tax and N.I. contributions as well...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:50, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I hate my payslip
Top left sounds so nice before all the deductions and bottom right is shite
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:53, Reply)

100000000000000000 x this
i swear the tax deduction is bigger than what i am left with at the end of it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I pay myself.
All the excitement is taken from me : (
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Pay yourself more then!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Can't do that.
That would be unlawful. I'm sure swipey would confirm that.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)

no, i am all in favour of being paid more
i should be paid more too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Mememememememe!
I need more money
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Yep
It pains me that I pay more in tax each month now than I used to earn net when I first started work...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:59, Reply)

sucks doesn't it?
and i am sure it gets higher every month.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Whine whine whine whine whine whine

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)

shush it you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I've got another week to wait for mine :-(

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:54, Reply)

10 days :(
This month is a stupid one with 5 weekends between paydays.
(berk, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Am I the only person
who, upon reading 'PENSION SACRIFICE' immediately thought of a voodoo ritual in which the elderly are slaughtered?

I am? Oh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:00, Reply)

This would be better than paying money out

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Well, you'd be fucked

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I immediatly thought of the old rules where you could contract out of SERPS and pay that proporion of NI
into your own personal pension plan.

I'm not sure what that says about me (but I can probably guess)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

i wouldn't slaughter the elderly but i could go for a ritual sacrifice this morning
let's start with the enormously obese african-american couple who forced their way onto an overcrowded piccadilly line tube this morning together with their suitcases. which should be banned during the rushhour. if you can't afford a taxi or a coffee until after 10am, you can't afford a holiday.

anyway, the woman was clearly not fitting in, so she rammed her suitcase further in. at which point the handle jammed me right in my ovaries. this was a really really pleasant start to the morning. i think my exact words were "what the fuck". she finally managed to wedge her way in. but the doors wouldn't close past her enormous parcel-shelf arse. eventually they gave up and trogged off.

so yeah. my bruised ovaries would like to start with sacrificing them and any other cunts who bring suitcases on the tube, please.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Hahahahah
Officelol
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)

i know
and if i'd only ridden a bike, my ovaries would be intact!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)

No doubt
the suitcase were full of 'bushmeat'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Why they would want to eat that shit when they can get as many Turkey Twizlers as they want is beyond me.

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:18, Reply)

burgers
and more burgers
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:24, Reply)