Oooo, Bombay Saphire, the King of all the gins
Sorry Swipe, 2 things I can never remember, how to mix cocktails and how to play card games.

If you got me drunk and played me at poker, you'd probably walk away with the deeds to my house.

Middle names have always seemed a bit pointless to me, probably because I dislike my own.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Lies.
Hendricks.

End of story.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Ooo get you, little Miss "Posh Bottle" likes to drink gin out of a posh bottle
*chants "POSH BOTTLE, POSH BOTTLE" over and over*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)

PUSH HER INTO A PUDDLE - GO ON!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Well, I am a sucker for peer pressure...

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

for peer pressure... of men's penises for small change round the back of Clapham North tube station, weeknights 7-10pm.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:15, Reply)

At the moment I have about a litre of Gordon's.
I only rarely get to taste Hendricks :( And it's the only gin I will actually take with tonic.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I've never drunk it. £30 for a bottle seems a bit steep
But then I rarely keep alcohol in the house as I reckon I could easily become a functioning alcoholic.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Same, never bought a bottle.
I had a beautiful night where I'd been flirting with this boy for about 2 months. He bought over a bottle of Hendricks to the party we were at, and I gave him a head massage (no, really, as in top head) because he'd told me it aroused him. We then spent a beautiful night together on the floor of my friend's living room.

I didn't take his virginity as I had principles and think you should lose it to someone special. But I think that's where my love of gin comes from.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Fuck that
I've known very few lads who want to lost their virginity to 'someone special', they just want to get it out of the way. I know I did.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:17, Reply)

A litre of Gordon's what?
His 'chef's special sauce'?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Lies. Tanqueray 10.
Next!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)

client sent me a mammoth bottle of this the other day
i can't bear gin, even the smell makes me retch, after an entire weekend spent throwing up on the stuff when i was about 19.

i gave it away - should have kept it for you, monty!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

You should. Ah well.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:04, Reply)

the next one is all yours

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Oxley is rather nice.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:04, Reply)

it wouldn't really matter these days
as the Land Registry electronic title would show that you were the legal owner [lawyer answer]

i'd probably settle for molesting you and stealing your chicken...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

NO, NOT CHARLIE
she wouldn't make it in the big smoke, she's just a small village chicken with small village wants and needs...

Which pretty much sums me up too *crunches carrot*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

she'd soon get used to a lifetime of
pink champagne and saturday morning manicures and jacuzzi baths.

actually, maybe not the bath. can chickens swim?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

There's only one way to find out
i'll take charlie down to the lake tomorrow
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)

oh no
i am going to feel very guilty on monday, i think.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I wouldn't DREAM of doing such a thing
i'm a big softy when it comes to my animals
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)

phew
(also i suspect when it comes to my animals)

edit - i see you are raping the popular page today with the two top spots and about a hundred other entries!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:09, Reply)