no i really think i've finally finally had enough fuckwittage
It's massively bashing my self-confidence and i didn't have much to start with! Urgh i can't even get a cat because i'm allergic to the beasts, i'm even going to fail at being a crazy spinster!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 9:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Cats are shit.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 9:46, Reply)

fuck off twat. Cats are ace.
Maybe Swipe, you should just take a break for a while, and build up your confidence again, then try when you feel more comfortable!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 9:48, Reply)

No chance, cats are rubbish. Dogs are far superior!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 9:48, Reply)

...at drooling.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 9:56, Reply)

And, to be fair, stick retrieval.

(Cave Duck, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 9:58, Reply)

*waits for Jeff to answer*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 9:59, Reply)

heh heh

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Look at it this way
alright, so you're only attracting fuckwits currently, but isn't that better than attracting nobody at all?
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I'm going with 'no' on this one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Seconded
Motion carries.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)

At least you can turn the fuckwits down
I would say that the howling tumbleweed that currently symbolises my lovelife is much more depressing than getting loads of attention even if it is off a bunch of knobbers.
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)

no attention does make you feel a bit down
but realising that the guy you thought was really sweet was actually only after a quick fuck on the beach and was prepared to be quite nasty about it, or someone you thought as a minimum would become a good mate didn't even like you enough as a human being to text or call you ever again after getting his dick wet is worse, definitely.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I thought you worked in a science department?
Certainly if you wandered round my building you'd quickly tire of the sweaty-palmed leering males who have all the social skills of a randy bonobo.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Yes, but you work in physics
a generally girl-free (or girl limited) field. Male biologists tend not to have that 'hurr, tits!' response to women...
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I'm sceptical. Grab one of the library textbooks and see which pages bear the most sweaty thumbprints.
(Edit: No, actually, I can't really argue. Some male physicists are fucking pathetic...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)

hurr, tits!

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)

see, there's the problem.
They obviously are going "hurr, tits" but you're ignoring them.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Oh god this, it's so shit to attract nobody at all :(

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:11, Reply)