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Seriously, there's a couple that insist on eating off each other's faces in our common room and it's revolting to behold. They can only be 21, maybe 22, but you can watch the whole damn room growing increasingly uncomfortable as they try not to have their attention drawn to the spectacle, waiting for one person to have the nerve to yell "Get a room" at them.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:19, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

if you're a couple that's much worse because you can do it any time at home
i just meant snogging randoms in bars!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Snogging randoms in bars is good fun
Just not when they look like the last one I snogged, not good. She looked like a bulldog.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Then what the hell did you snog her for, you retard?

(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Because I was drunk, and she was there
I turned to her, said "Hi", and leaned in for a kiss. Easiest snog I've ever done. The sickened looks on peoples faces were quite entertaining.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Are you sure they were sickened on your behalf, and not hers?
Were you wearing that yellow t-shirt?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I've been informed that the barman overpoured the pint in his hand because he couldn't look away from the 2 monsters eating each others faces about 10 feet away
And no, I think I was pretty well dressed that night...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

You snogged a bulldog?!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

She looked like one, not an ACTUAL bulldog
I think...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Bulldogs look like bulldogs
quod erat demonstrandum
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Using a Venn diagram
The two subsets "Women AA snogged" and "bulldogs" we can see the overlap clearly.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

In fairness, not all of them are that bad
Some definitely are, but I've been lucky from time to time.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I didn't say it was a large overlap ;)

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Woo!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Your common room at work?
Ew!
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I know!
We have an upper-middle-class room.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Just throw old copies of THE at them.
If it's anything like my common room you'll be drowning in them.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:28, Reply)