I miss being 17
I'm not sure why it's not here any more, something to do with Stephen Hawking and the laws of physics and that.
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:42, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I miss being 30.
I was happy and a little bit hawt.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I missed being 30 too
Due to being exceedingly drunk
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)

hello
Can I have an update on your menfolk please? I havent been here for a while
(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Ooo! can of worms there hon.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)

ooh have I missed exciting things that Jeff would disagree with?

(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Nothing that Jeff would disagree with but Berk's not a happy bunny.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

If only!

(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

^ this
I'm single and hot bloke has disappeared off the radar. Well, the potential shagging radar anyway.
I'm so ronery, etc.
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

We can all help you write your plentyoffish dating profile!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

aww sorry I didn't mean to dredge up sadness
I assumed it was still party central. Sorry it didn't work out with either bloke. You're still young and sexy though!
(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Well, you know...
shit happens, and none of it was your fault, so don't worry about it! Alas it is no longer party central - I always knew it'd be a flash in the pan and am entirely unsurprised by the current 'tumbleweed' situation.
What did you get disciplinaried for?
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:17, Reply)

being a lazy, high maintenance shitehawk

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)

How is that an adequate substitute for a man?
It doesn't sound very hygienic either.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

You wash the worms first silly.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Pretty sure I've seen that in Japanese porn

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Wouldn't surprise me in the least.
They're a weird bunch of forriners and no mistake.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Saw a woman put the head of a live octopus in her
It looked like Cthulhu was wearing a minge hat.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Why would you watch that?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Saw it in a case at work, not at home
I cannot unsee it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

You have a very odd job
in a non James Bond manner
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

It has it's moments, yeah

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Hahaha!
Those fucking noises all the women make when they're being rogered. It's wrong and annoying.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

In Jap porn?
Yes it is, and they do it IRL too...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

*shakes head*
Still.....yay for sushi!
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Without octopus I hope

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

*bokes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

THE UNSTOPPABLE MARCH OF TIIIIIIME
I miss being 15.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Cant really say I prefer any previous age
21 seems to be working out well so far :D (aside from the minor problem of having nowhere to live next october, but that'll get sorted one way or another eventually)
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)