This sounds like a story ^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's my usual angsty shit.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)

MORE angst?
Well, that's my entertainment for the day sorted ;P
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Oh jesus christ you're a fucking misery vulture

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)

*squawks*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Is that the right noise?
What noise do vultures make, anyway?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I've no idea.
I know the noise but can't really right it down. It's more of a KEEEEEEEERRRRR I'd say though. Oh, that's eagles. Nope, at a loss.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:45, Reply)

i think it's more of a croak
craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Hahah, Yahoo answers has:
"It's kind of a mournful, extended squawk. It's quite disturbing, really, but it's the perfect sound for a bird that basically hovers, waiting for something below to become incapacitated or die."
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:55, Reply)

i like this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)

YOU HOVER ABOVE ME WAITING FOR THE LAST BIT OF MY HAPPINESS TO SLIP AWAY

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:07, Reply)

And then I swoop.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Post it on your fb status.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)

omg WHY do sum ppl ensist on bein sooooo mean?/ u no who u r...

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Lampito is VERY ANGRY WITH A CERTAIN SOMEONE

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Lampito thought things were getting better...they're not. They always kick you when you're down...
[friend] OH NO R U OK
[Lampito] fuck off I don't want to talk about it
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:40, Reply)

this is why i am thinking of deleting my 13 year old cousin from FB
it's every 3 mins and it's exactly like this and then she and all her 13 year old mates start arguing and my inbox gets filled up with 137 notifications a minute!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I've kept the one friend who does that
as he's almost 20 and it's hilarious.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Ha, my cousin is about eleven and does the same.
He doesn't stop writing on my wall, one post was genuinely "Hello, type in funny video on Youtube and watch the video its good". I think it's funny really.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:49, Reply)

the worst was when my cousin did a quiz
and asked whether people thought i was hot as one of the questions.

a load of spotty 13 year old yorkshire emo's judging you is not good for the ego!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Were most of the answers not simply "hurr, tits?"

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:05, Reply)

tbh i couldn't bring myself to look past the first couple of fumbling adolescent responses
i might be a blowjob beaker, but i'm not THAT desperate!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I set up my 13 year old son on FB at the weekend
He now has 75 friends, the likeable little shite.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:11, Reply)

[PsychoChomp] Fucking beaker
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)

[Lampito] YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)

A "friend" actually said to me in the pub once
"What you don't get is that no-one else FEELS things with the same intensity I do."

Then he was sick on my shoes. Cunt.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:44, Reply)

A gay cunt, what's more.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:47, Reply)

[PsychoChomp] fuck off back to Deviant Art

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:44, Reply)

back to you
+t
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I've spent months trying to get that insult used
Last night, it worked!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:44, Reply)

At the risk of seeming a mong, what does it mean, and what's the origin?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:13, Reply)

beaker.
character in the muppets. catchphrase "mememememememe"

It means you're self-obsessed. One of the finer /talk memes.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Ah, thanks
I kind of had guessed that, but wasn't very sure. Cheers.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:19, Reply)