I hear it's full of giant fucking spiders

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Yep, spiders so aggressive that they actually rape giants

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)

well this is true.
I felt bad for my history teacher - at 6'9" he is in constant danger of spider rape.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Imma never visiting your country then

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

when I was visiting my brother at the weekend
he asked that if him, his wife and kid, my parents and my other brother all moved to Australia would I go too.

I said no. Last thing I want to do is move somewhere that is far too hot, full of giant raping spiders and where the only people I know are my family.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

But you could make lots of new rapey spider friends...
Bubba.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:40, Reply)

this is true. Last thing you want is to be spider raped Vippers.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)

especially in that heat....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)

ehhhh in winter it's not so hot.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:44, Reply)

it's not cold enough either
how are you enjoying proper weather?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:45, Reply)

ahaha I'm actually loving it.
It's really cold but at the same time it suits me better then the weather back home.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)

With all the giant raping spiders
and drop bears and crocodiles and Paul Hogans and deadly plants and vast areas of nothing and vicious heat and so on and so forth, it's a wonder anybody migrates to Australia at all.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:46, Reply)

who is Paul Hogan???
*confused*
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Crocodile Dundee!!!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:50, Reply)

oh him.
yeah I watched that once when I was like 5.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:53, Reply)

He's, like, the head of the Australian faith or something isn't he?
He was replaced by Steve Irwin for a while but took over again after the Stingray Incident.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Oh, Poppet
you have just made me so sad.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I do that. I'm sorry.
*gives big squishy hug to make up for it*
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:54, Reply)