I'm thankful
That work have finally realised nobody is at any of our sites on Christmas and New Years Eve and have given us the afternoons off for free, meaning I get to spend it in the pub! I'm also thankful for our "wonderful" Royal wedding which allows me 11 days off for 3 days holiday

I am quite entertained by the lunchtime student protests in Newcastle at the Monument where 50 or so student have about 150 police to watch them, complete with helicopter, police photographers, screaming police cars, etc. No overkill there, no sirree bob.

Alt:
I am not thankful for the chocolate machine running out orf Double Deckers. BAH!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:43, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Double Deckers are beautiful. Especially frozen with a cup of tea.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Not had them frozen but cold is lovely!!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Frozen Mars Bars are also excellent.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)

...inserted in the anus.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I think this goes without saying
please
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)

but it would be polite to at least ask first.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Surprise chocolate!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)

*braces self*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)

*inserts*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)

*doesn't feel anything*
*is bitterly disappointed*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)

No one had mentioned that for a while :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I would imagine the cooling would help
after the thorough workout
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Can get a bit bad when they melt and you have gooey caramel leaking out of your anus.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:57, Reply)

again

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Sorry about that.
I didn't realise you were sensitive about the issue.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)

issue anus
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)

You do know it's not true?
That's the only problem I have. The more insane ones are ok. But I WILL NEVER HAVE ANAL SEX
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)

tell that to the rape van.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)

+ again after the prolapse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)

the prolapse SexFace
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Double Deckers are probably my favourite chocolate bar
it's also a term for shitting in a toilet cistern
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Hahahahahahaha! Brilliant.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)

sitting on the bog the wrong way round is called "AC Slatering"
after the "Saved by the bell" character who sat on chairs that way
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Whereabouts in Newcastle are you?
I was in town earlier, took me a while to realise what the helicopter was there for. The whole of Haymarket is on lockdown, despite the fact I saw a whole four students with protest signs.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Next to Manors Metro station.
Wandered over into town round Monument and the market thingy and there were about 50 students there
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)

You live by Manors?
That must be depressing. There's nothing there.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)

No, just work there at the Technopole
I live in Backworth
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I don't even know where Backworth is.
I live in Jesmond with all the other student twats. I hate everyone here.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Haha!
Backworth is near Shiremoor or if you'd prefer inland from Whitley Bay
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I like Whitley Bay/Tynemouth
Mainly because over the summer I had nowhere to stay so lived in my mate's family's hotel on the seafront for a week. My very own Alan Partridge experience.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)