Perhaps it could be adapted further. The rather than send the "log" down the ice...
the curler adopts a squatting position (sans lower half clothing) and is pushed down the ice by their team mates and has to "curl one out" over the scoring area.
(Cave Duck, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:38, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This is a great improvement.
Perhaps marks could be given on consistency as well?

"Ohh Clive, he's missed the jack there but look at that LOG! A ten for sure"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Genius
I say we lobby for this ahead of the next Winter Olympics. I'd pay to watch that!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

You must have LOVED Thailand.
I'm sure Bangkok has plenty of places you can pay to watch terrifying-looking women having a shit.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Possibly so
But I wasn't in Thailand. My sig contains avery subtle clue as to exactly where I actually was
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Yeah but I'm not really interested in your life,
so I've made the executive decision that you went to Thailand instead. Suck it up.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I can't argue with that, as I often employ a similar logic
Now hurry along, you'll be late for your next Salsa class.

Oh yes. Dance snobbery.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Oh please,
I'm not coordinated enough for salsa, I'm still struggling to master the hokey-cokey.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

You don't need co-ordination for Salsa
It's basically just wiggling, so all you need is a complete disregard for how people perceive you, or an abject lack of personal pride
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Sounds right up my street.
Is there room for air guitar?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Not as such, you're supposed to use your hands to lead
However, Salsa is traditionally populated by sad, lonely women hoping to meet men - ignoring the obvious gayness required to take up Salsa in the first place - and we all know how moist air guitar makes the laydeez
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Oh absolutely.
Dripping like a fucked fridge, they are.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I know, right?
Amazing how few women are prepared to admit this obvious truth
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)