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That thread reminds me of Bert
we can't be talking about poo when it's almost lunch time.

However, I have no more questions to ask just now, so, following previous examples, this is your chance to ask me anything you want (I just hope this thread is not very popular and don't get tons of questions)

Alt Q: If you have a better idea for a thread, just post it, but not about disgusting things, please.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:04, 174 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
What colour are your knickers?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)
hahaha!
Subtle
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)
That's on the assumption that she is wearing any

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)
They have a lot of colours
they're stripped with blue, green, yellow, white, red, orange... I love them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)
Menorcan Morcillo or Classic Chorizo?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)
I prefer the classic
non spicy. But the mallorcan sobrasada is heaven.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)
Chicken & chorizo paella
Nom nom nom.

I want some!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)
Yep!
I love chorizo - best of all the paprika based pork sausage products
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)
Last week on Saturday Kitchen, one guy had a spreadable sausage, meant to be extremely spicy, looked incredible

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)
if you were single
which b3taboy would you date?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)
Crow, the two of them belong together

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:09, Reply)
If I had to choose only one
and, of course, he has to be single too, it'd be very much between The Supreme Crow (loves brewing!), Enzyme (he's so clever he's hot) and Labia (he makes me laugh)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:09, Reply)
See!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)
she didn't pick you though
how do you feel about this? gutted? i know i would be...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)
Mildly disappointed
But as I've said, I've always known I never stood a chance, so it's not too heartbreaking.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)
You know I like you
But you're younger than my brother. I could never ever kiss you without thinking of him...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)
You should probably see a psychiatrist about that...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)
You think?
I don't know, I just couldn't. He's my little brother and I'm not going anywhere near another guy his age or younger.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:46, Reply)
Gutting, but with years of counselling, I think I'll get over it.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:47, Reply)
Oh, sorry
But I know not all girls are like that. Two of my friends here are going out with boys 7 years youngers than them. A male friend of Mark is going out with a woman 11 years older than him. And my brother is going out with a girl my age.

There's still hope for you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:56, Reply)
Woo!!!
In your face everyone else!!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)
Hahaha
You see?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)
She means that your chins crack her up.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)
You're just bitter you're not on her list

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)
She has a list of your chins?
That's just weird man.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)
*sadface*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)
But you're not single, man
You can't have everybody, don't you know?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:37, Reply)
I can have a bloody good go
Anyway, I don't want EVERYone...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:40, Reply)
Well, you shouldn't
you are happyly happy with her, aren't you?

So, if you had to choose one from here, go on, who?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:47, Reply)
If you could poo glitter and rainbows and Chanel No.5
would you?

It is manly to be able to bake perfect cupcakes? Or should I concentrate on my manly bread empire?

Who wants to be a sampler?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)
Of poo rainbows or cupcakes?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)
Cupcakes and bread.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)
*raises hand*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)
Why is covered in glitter?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)
Yep
Its a fucker to lick off
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)
I don't like perfume
So I wouldn't.

I think anything about cooking is very manly.

I'd love to try your cupcakes and bread, not the poo though.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)
Interesting! Do you smell of freshly washed female all the time?
I love that smell. Girls should utilise it more often.

I bake every weekend. This weekend I'm trying making doughnuts too :)
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)
I wash myself every day
sometimes twice, and use deodorant without perfume. I love the smell of clean, just clean, nothing else.

Mmmmm... I love doughnuts! Are you going to make them with jam, custard or hole?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)
we had a christmas market in the square where my office is yesterday
there was a cupcake stall. they were in fact pretty glittery.

i got stuck on a massive telecon and missed the whole thing. not bothered about cupcakes - too much cream, yeuch - but i was pretty gutted that i missed the opportunity to guess the ice sculptures [they bury items in the ice sculptures, and the first person to guess the item correctly wins it. they were ALL bottle-shaped :( ]
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)
Daddy?
Or chips?
(bagofpinenuts, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)
I'm not sure what this question means
but I think chips?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)
it's a tv advert
say chips.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)
How do you find the Moorish influences in Seville's architecture;
a thing of beauty or an unwelcome reminder of your country's bloody past?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:09, Reply)
Sensible question is sensible

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)
Every time I see one building I want to see another, they're rather moreish!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)
You are Basil Brush
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)
Very much a thing of beauty
It is important not to forget the bloody past, though, so that we don't do it again.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)
We will
*narrows eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)
I hope not
We should learn from our mistakes.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)
We're English, though
it's kind of our thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)
Well, if you're going to be like that
this time we won't let our Armada sink before the battle!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)
*prays Kroney is right, for once*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)
Will there be lots of handsome single Spanish men at the wedding?
My little sister has a thing for the mediterranean older man.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

handsome blind drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)
Are you insinuating my sister is ugly?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)
Now I've read your post properly, I can see how that would be misconstrued
I was simply assuming you'd be after a Spanish bloke, the drunker the better.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)
Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)
If that's what Spanish food does to you, I'd advise avoiding it
Farting women are not attractive

EDIT: Shit, this was meant to say "Farting women are not attractive to drunken men"
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)
The internet says you are wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)
"I couldna love a woman that didna shit and piss" - DH Lawrence
Or summat like that, I only scan read it, looking for the mucky bits.
(Cave Duck, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)
If you're on about farting cake again, I don't want to know

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)
I might be.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)
It's all about the meat loaf farts nowadays.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:36, Reply)
Fucking hell
He'd blow you away if he let rip!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:37, Reply)
Like a bat out of hell

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:42, Reply)
Truedat

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:45, Reply)
There'll be a few
But there'll be a few English single men too.

I think most of the single ones are quite young, so you might not like them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)
I'm not worried about me.
Just trying to hook my sis up.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)
She's the one with the epic bosoms, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)
I'll try my best
to sit you in a nice table, then. But if you can't speak Spanish you might feel out of place on an Spanish table.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:36, Reply)
Do you think rswipe will ever meet a guy who doesn't turn out to be a complete tool?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)
I do hope so
She's a nice girl, and she's been very unlucky.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)
I think her and Enzyme should hook up

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)
Or Noel, he's lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)
Very true

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)
This sounds like
you should go out with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)
He deserves better than me

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Oh man
Emo. You deserve love too, Labs.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)
Fuck off I'm not emo!
And I don't want love right now, but thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)
You all loved up from the weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:47, Reply)
Noel is more the girl next door type as opposed to the stylish girl about town.
Enzyme needs someone more homely, (not as in looking but as in looking after him).
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Sounds like a job for...
You!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)
No I want someone to look after me for a change.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)
Noel then?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)
It's all between those two, isn't it?
I think Jeff is better for her. As long as she keeps the dogs far from him.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:40, Reply)
I think they'd be a lovely couple

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)
I think so too
They have a very similar sense of humour.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)
Don't be so polite BGB, these people are trying to undercut your online dating agency. The bastards.
(Also everyone knows Rachel = Colonel TLFE)
(Cave Duck, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)
TLFE?
Too Late, Fucking Emos?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)
Stop murdering romance online, AA.

(Cave Duck, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)
No chance
My online romance went to shit, therefore I will play Dog in the Manger for others!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)
Bulldog in the Manger?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)
Ah, so you finally noticed my sig then?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)
I noticed it the other day

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:31, Reply)
Fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)
Is that a bit like Football Manager 2010?
And where can Jeff get a copy?
(Cave Duck, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:31, Reply)
everyone except the colonel, by the look of it :(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)
Someone needs to give him a good shake and tell him to get his act together.

(Cave Duck, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:35, Reply)
i think he just has much better taste!!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)
There's none in better taste than you.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)
Steady
We're going to need more bamboo here.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:40, Reply)
Seriously?
Am I not allowed to compliment any women on here without 'pandering'? Fucks sake
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)
Am I not allowed to take the piss without a strop? Fucks sake.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)
Nah, it's not just aimed at you
Just gets frustrating that it seems every time I compliment anyone I'm accused of pandering.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)
well, that's because that's what pandering is.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:45, Reply)
Pandering is surely fawning over people
Not simply paying a compliment?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:46, Reply)
It's fluid.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:47, Reply)
That's drool

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)
Compliment = You have nice eyes/hair/whatever
Fawning = There's no higher taste in women than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)
I'll be honest
"You have nice whatever" is on sketchy ground as a compliment.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:49, Reply)
I have never claimed
to be a romantic. It usually takes me three years to remember a birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50, Reply)
Seemed apt to make the compliment suit her put down

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50, Reply)
why did i read that as "put out"?
who does that say more about?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:52, Reply)
That's because you're pandering

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:46, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:53, Reply)
I fucking hate her voice
it's like nails down the blackboard.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:54, Reply)
And she's a dirty bitch as well

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:57, Reply)
She fucking loves being fisted

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:58, Reply)
Zackly

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)
She fucks so much other pandas can't

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)
It couldn't possibly be that.
*shakes Colonel*

"GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER"
(Cave Duck, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:40, Reply)
i might have to gaz him a link to this

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:52, Reply)
based on the most recent shower of losers
i am definitely overdue somebody nice, normal, genuine and with basic ideas about politeness/gentlemanly behaviour.

christ, when did these requirements replace hot, rich, sexy and dangerous? i must be getting old...........
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:35, Reply)
A baked chocolate ganache with a scorpion in it covers the second line ;)

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:36, Reply)
how deliciously random

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)
I like my extreme dessert cooking.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)
Telling people you're getting old isn't going to help you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)
normally i have you and kroney
to do that for me
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)
When have I accused you of being old?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:42, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post978748#post978751
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)
There was no need for that AA
At Swipes age, she'd never have remembered that without your prompting.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:45, Reply)
Very nice

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:46, Reply)
women never forget ANYTHING

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:53, Reply)
*clamps hand over mouth*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:57, Reply)
*thanks fuck for that*

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:01, Reply)
*thanks fuck for that*

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:01, Reply)
Was that on purpose?
If so, it was good!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:02, Reply)
I apologise.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:04, Reply)
Oh come now
I haven't called you old in at least two days, possibly three!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:46, Reply)
I'm amazed she hasn't forgotten, at her age.
*tries to separate the pot from the kettle in the "black" section*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)
and fails

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:51, Reply)
I'm only as old as the hooker chained up in my cellar.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:52, Reply)
How old is Maddie these days?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:56, Reply)
now now. She's not the hooker

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:03, Reply)
I fulfil the first ones
But fail utterly on the 3rd line
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:40, Reply)
Are you pleased that Spain adopted the European single currency, can you lend me 5 euros?

(Cave Duck, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)
I am
I think it's a good thing, has put salaries up and help us to compare quality of life with the rest of Europe.

Where do you live?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)
Yeah yeah whatevz
www.guardian.co.uk/world/richard-adams-blog/2010/nov/24/sarah-palin-north-korea-allies
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)
*headdesk*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)
Sarah Palin thicker than pigshit shock on page 1 !
On page 2, Ursine defecation in arboreal locale.

That's not that bad for her, it's just a mistake. Most of the idiotic shit she comes out with she actually means.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:35, Reply)
How do you (or the Spanish in general if you prefer) feel about Galician independence?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)
I don't think even the Galician
have a strong feeling about it. A few of them would like to, but they know that without Spanish help they'd go nowhere, so they don't try too hard.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:42, Reply)
How about the Catalans, or the Basques?
ooo ooo, or the Andalusians?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)
Sexy women in basques = win

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:45, Reply)
This right here
is 100% fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:46, Reply)
Fat women in basques = lose

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:51, Reply)
Hence I stressed sexy
Fat women in basques look like the legs of pork you get in Tesco that have string wrapped tightly around them.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:52, Reply)
Oh! Haha!
That's an awfully accurate image.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:54, Reply)
The Basques are just Welsh.
Fuck 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:46, Reply)
Andalusians don't want independence
they feel they ARE Spain.

The Basques and the Catalans can go away if they want, as long as they give us back all the money invested there (tons, that's why they have all the industry in Spain, to try to make them happy) and stop claiming bits of Spain that never ever where part of their land.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:51, Reply)
That's interesting.
I haven't been for years but it seemed quite a hot topic in Vigo in (tries to do the maths in his head) the late 1990s? well, amongst the students anyway. They might have been talking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:44, Reply)
There are always stupid people
Especially between students. There are some independent parties too, but they never win the elections. Most of the old Galician people feel very Spanish, and are right winded (not nazi, no, our right is like your Labour here)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:53, Reply)
Have you missed me?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:47, Reply)
I've missed you lots of times
but they I probably just need to improve my aim.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)
And your typing

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:49, Reply)
Zing!
oh, man, it burns. hoisted by my own ptarmigan.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:51, Reply)
Of course
But Labia has been filling the gap.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:54, Reply)
*wiggles eyebrows*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:54, Reply)
You sicken me

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:58, Reply)
Your face sickens me

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)
From what I hear
even Lab's chins couldn't fill TGB's gap...
(berk, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:58, Reply)
Don't you start!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)

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