Today is supposed to be the day I find out if I'm joining the dole queue for Christmas
so everything isn't really ok. However, it's also my anniversary so swings and roundabouts I guess.

I'm getting through it by doing lots of productive college work so that I might actually have a career one day.
(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:40, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That sounds like it would be a terrible day for him to break up with you too.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I said to him yesterday "I'm going to be 26 and unemployed"
and he said it's better than being 30 and unemployed and I said that might happen. He said well if that's the case you'll be single as well so you'll have other problems.
(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Brilliant response there
I'd shake his hand firmly for that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Hahaha nice!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Best of luck

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Fuck off Bert!
Sorry but we do this to all newbies on O/T.
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:42, Reply)

not a newbie
dunno if you know
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Well I've never seen them on off-topic before.

( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:45, Reply)

she keeps changing her name
the lazy high maintenance shitehawk
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Oh! no wonder I get confused.

( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:47, Reply)

sorry, didn't mean to confuse things
I'm lying low until things have sorted themselves out!
(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:52, Reply)

It's OK, I'm just old and can't keep up : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:57, Reply)

It's 'Her', the one who cannot be named
She keeps changing her name.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I fucking hate people who do that

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Fuck off Bert

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Tescos and sainsburys will be hiring now.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I considered this
Well I considered going to work in a gaming store for the Christmas rush, it looks fun. It's probably not fun though.

Due Date was shit. Coincidentally though his wife was the same bird from Kiss Kiss Bang Bang we were arguing about yesterday
(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:53, Reply)

It wasn't that bad
alright, it wasn't that great - but it wasn't terrible.
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I did laugh out loud a few times
but other than that it was boring. I lolled when he punched the kid in the stomach and when he spat on the dog. Angry RDJ is fit.
(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Oh yes
Would, most definitely. That Zach whatsit who plays the beardy one isn't in any danger AT ALL of being typecast, is he?
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I think he's lame
I know his character was supposed to be annoying but I think you're supposed to find him amusing and endearing as well whereas I wanted RDj to push him in the Grand Canyon.
(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:20, Reply)

RDJ's character was so inconsistent though
The way it was developed from the beginning, there's no way that character would have had a massive about face and being all 'huggy lovey I'll take you to the canyon so you can chuck your dad in, I'm a wound up tightass but I'm alright really'. Just no way. That was probably the most annoying bit.
Still though. The new Harry Potter made up for it.
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

yeah I thought that, it was all "I hate you, no I don't, yes I do, now I'm over it"
I did like how they incorporated the fat beardy guy into Two and a Half Men though.

I haven't seen Harry Potter, I can't really be bothered with it. Every film disappoints and infuriates me a little bit more, I'd rather it all stayed in my imagination, untainted.
(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Gaming as in computer gaming
or table top?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)

computer
Can you really see me working in a Warhammer shop? The kind of blokes who go in there wouldn't be able to look me in the eye.
(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I can imagine teh shop being absolutely rammed
but sales going right down as all the sweaty palmed virgins crowd in to see the attractive girl behind the counter, but non of them would have the guts to buy anything.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:04, Reply)

haha this is what I pictured
it was bad enough when I used to go in the little privately run game shop in my old town, I don't think there was ever another girl in there when I went in. Probably because they didn't sell Nintendogs.
(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Because your eyes look in different directions?
I never mentioned it until now, but you brought it up. I thought you'd be embarrassed about your bog-eye, but it's nice to see you being strong and accepting of it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I HATE YOUR CHINS
all of them.
(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

All this chin talk is hurtful
But I'm going to have a chinectomy, with the excess being used to make a rather nice canoe.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:08, Reply)

You could make a fucking aircraft carrier.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Perhaps he should
we could give it to the French then, instead of coughing up eleventy million quid to build them one.
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Don't be silly their mums would buy it for them.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

while asking
"why don't you ask out that nice girl in the shop that sells the little men? She seems very nice"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:21, Reply)

hahaha

(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

can you believe that it's been 6 months for us already?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:46, Reply)

time flies when you're in an imaginary relationship!

(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:54, Reply)

trudat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:54, Reply)

lots of luck!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:50, Reply)

thanks
I might be bugging Amy again when the post arrives if I don't get the answer I want.
(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:54, Reply)

she won't mind even a little bit
she's been asking me how you're getting on.

but let's hope you don't need her!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Being on the dole's not so bad, you get to meet lots of new people every 2 weeks
Alcoholics, angry loners, the unemployable...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Ugh.

(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:02, Reply)