Totally uncomfortable?
Working for the NPS as a temp.

Letting people in for courses as part of their probation, knowing full well who they are and what they've done. Hello Mr. "Raped your niece but got a suspended sentence and are on probabtion." Take a seat Mr. "Hit his wife so hard her eyeball burst".

I hate Coventry.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:58, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

that's horrendous!
*makes mental note not to go to coventry.*
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I didn't get any formal training for this either
Was just thrown in, reading these peoples full case files about their crimes and stuff.

Particular standouts include the 12 year old girl recounting to the police what it sounded like when her mum was being beaten up downstairs and the best friend finding her sexually assaulted friend in a layby.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

you get desensitised to it pretty quickly

(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Yuh huh

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Yup!
Took me about two weeks to get desensitized to my current job, only reallllly extreme things shock me now.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I find the prisoner's reactions to the crime to be the most shocking
like how they justify it to themselves and their rehab workers.
(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Yeah, had one guy claim he turned to Internet noncery
Because his wife's terminally ill and he's her primary carer...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Sorry, what?
How it is that you don't crack and go flamethrowering these cunts is beyond me sometimes...
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)

they're in prison
so technically they're already being punished
(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Nope, not this guy
See below.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)

That guy I was tempted to maim in a style akin to Vinnie Jones in Lock Stock
Second time he'd done it too, still got off with a suspended sentence (aforementioned primary carer plea).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I remember a guy from years and years ago
arguing that he had screwed the kid he was babysitting because his girlfriend was a virgin and he didn't want to rush her.
(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Utterly hatstand

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Makes your current job seem like a wank in the park, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

My keyboard is sticky :(

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I never have: it's a fucking hole.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

you can't say that if you haven't been there
I bet you judge books by their covers as well you bastard.
(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

He is right though, it is a fucking hole
I only venture there for the Ikea nowadays.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Yes I can.
One of my best friends is from there, he's a right-on lefty vegetarian (how we are friends I do not know) - he want back there for a wedding, and was greeted by:

'Olroight Mat? Want to hear soom jowks about peck-eyes?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)

what's a peck eye?
oh no wait I geddit.
(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)

He doesn't need to go there
to know that Coventry is a shitefest of the highest, grottiest, neck deep and gloopy faeces to exist on the face of this earth.
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

I lived there for 6 years : /

( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

I'm sorry
It really is a hole. Only had bad experiences there.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

we also lived in Blackburn though, we know suffering.

(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)

that's good enough for me.
*avoids like plague*
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

my first thought was "wonder what kind of noise that makes"

(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

you sick fuck

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Splikk!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

mine was "I know exactly what kind of noise that makes"

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

I could probably recreate it by slamming a shoe down on a cherry tomato

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:31, Reply)

EEEEEEEK!
owowowowowow! Eyeball burst??!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)