Nothing, I'm finishing at 4pm so I'll get something nice then.
You don't scare anyone btw.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

But she's descended from criminals, innit
She'll blow your kneecaps off without a thought.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:58, Reply)

exactly this.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:59, Reply)

But you're clearly of dutch descent
so you're not remotely scary.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Great big square chin
and leather trousers?
( Kroney, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:02, Reply)

She might build a dyke around you

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:03, Reply)

And utilise a Dutch boy's finger.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:06, Reply)

neither I'm afraid.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:05, Reply)

I disagree.
This picture here clearly demonstrates a square chin:



You may have noticed that I disguised your friend with some subtle photoshopping.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:22, Reply)

yeah, thanks for that.
She'd like that actually, she'd probably be grinning.
Also - that photo was taken about a week after I had my wisdoms out, so I was still very swollen around my jaw.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)

actually this worries me.
I wasn't aware that I had you added on facebook Al. How did you get that picture?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:25, Reply)

NEEDS MOAR LEDERHOSEN

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:27, Reply)

if you supply it, I shall wear it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Haha, I'd be careful who you say that to...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Alright, now with added lederhosen

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Looks more like a plastic apron...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:22, Reply)

no one needs to know that bit.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Are you kidding?
Now you're talking about Dutch criminals! They're the worst of them all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Like Goldmember?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:13, Reply)

shhhhh don't say that out loud.
I was trying to maintain my fearsome illusion to myself.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:59, Reply)

*is terrified*

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)