Listen, everyone, I think we should check the mailing list 'cus my memos haven't been getting through.
Last one I got was about Lamps being very easy, did I miss the one about "Let's all be smug fucking twats toward's 'swipes lunch" ?

Christ, she likes the drink, it tastes nice, I didn't realise we needed permision to buy food and drink around here these days. She didn't make any claims about it being healthy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You outta be careful Gonz
Or sushi might be next in the firing line...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Fuck that shit, you'll see me 6 feet under before I diss the 'shi.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Six feet under due to a massive salmon-based coronary?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)

co-LON.....ary, (as in, in my colon), more like.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:14, Reply)

or the mercury poisoning.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:15, Reply)

"Mercury poisoning" also known as AIDS.
The big Killer Queen.
(Cave Duck, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:13, Reply)

She bought it because it says it's healthy.
When it isn't any more healthy than tap water.
These foods are actually going to be banned from making the claims the do in the next 2 years. The EU has actually had to pass laws to stop the bullshit.
Anyone who buys them deserves to be mocked for listening to such obvious crap.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)

But she never said she bought them because they're "healthier".
I know I don't buy them for that reason. I just like the flavours.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:13, Reply)

How do you know she bought it _just_ because it says it's healthy?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Just because she didn't say it in the post doesn't mean she didn't.
She would have had a diet coke which she loves so much if she wasn't making a health choice.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Maybe she just fancied a still drink?
I quite often prefer a still drink.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Me too.
Cognac.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)

i love you gonz
the answer is this: IT TASTES NICE AND IT IS LOW CALORIE

i am not dumb enough to think i can get all my vitamin needs from coloured water!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)