Cheese and beans jacket
I want to lose 4lb by Tuesday
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:29, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

There is something so comforting and satisfying about a cheese and beans jacket
especially when liberally sprayed with tabasco.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)

*agrees*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)

*concurrs*

( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Do you get 10p every time someone strikes through your posts or something?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I lined it right up for you chap.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I like it
when people line things up for me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)

hahaha!
drugzlolz
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Why?
Is that when you're getting married?
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)

OMG OMG OMG
HAVE YOU SET A DATE YET!!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I'm not getting married silly.

( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Yeah I know that, Satan still drives to work in a car not a snowplough.
OMG YES HE WENT THERE!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:38, Reply)

What on God's green earth are you talking about Willis?

( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I was being very, very mean and I didn't mean it and I'm really sorry and please will you forgive me please BGB please I was only kidding please sorry kaythnkbai

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Hahaha! I just got it.

( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)

This might be POTD.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Hahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Cheese and beans on a jacket potato
is great!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Chilli and cheese is better.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Agrees

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Don't eat cheese then.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Eating cheese is fine
If you purge correctly afterwards
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:35, Reply)

bulemia is not to be recommended

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)

or bulimia

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:40, Reply)

precisely

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Is it not?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Look, all I'm saying is aside from John Prescott, it works

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)

it'll wear away at the lining of your throat
and eventually there'll be a high possibility that bacteria will enter your bloodstream from there and you'll die.

Plus it doesn't work. Bulimic people are on average more overweight than other people, because they underestimate how fast you absorb calories
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Christ, is that what happens?
bleah!
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)

yeah
it's why people start vomiting blood after a bit. Plus it wears away at your teeth thanks to acid, and causes fairly serious stomach problems
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)

that's pretty rock'n'roll

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:56, Reply)

If you are Shane MacGowan.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Which I am.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Bloody hell. I always had you down as a Royalist bender.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Way to put a downer on a comedy response :S

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Sorry
I had to attend a presentation on it, as part of my peer support training.

Though if it had no health benefits and worked I'd be all over that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Cut off a hand then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)

if it's the left
she'll lose a stone
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:38, Reply)

*comedy trombones*

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I seem to be on a bad joke roll

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I liked it.
I'm going to put a click on it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)

thanks girlfriend
*puts hand on hip*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Woah oh oh
oh oh ooh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
WOAH OH OH
*shimmies*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Shawty got low, low, low

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)