How would you bring about world peace?
alt q: How would you bring about the apocalypse?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 22:13, 55 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Through benevolent dictatorship
Alt q? By bombing almighty fuck out of all of the religious institutions and watching the inevitable fallout.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)

Sadly I think human nature will not allow 'world peace'
too many people are cunts, plain and simple.
I'd engineer a superstrain of virus.
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 22:20, Reply)

this

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 22:28, Reply)

I cannot help but agree with.
Partly because it's true, but mainly because I'm picturing berk in the dress from the previous thread and nodding sagely.
( djtrialprice, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 22:58, Reply)

It is a very nice dress
I have a belting pair of shoes to match as well. *frolics*
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:01, Reply)

of shoes to match

Spot the man who knows his fiancee is at work.
( djtrialprice, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:03, Reply)

Haha, sadly not - I just buy good bras!
She'll kick your ass, you know...
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:07, Reply)

she has to go through Brum to get to Cambridge

( djtrialprice, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)

Yeah, but if you make her
sufficiently mad to come down and kick seven bells out of you I doubt she'd going to comb the entire city looking for me first when she knows where you live :P
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)

This is Roota you're talking about
she's like the Oracle of OT. She already knows where you live.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:23, Reply)

*fears*
no, surely not - I've never sent her a cock (or boob in my case) gaz!
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:25, Reply)

Whaaaaaat?
You haven't sent her a cock/boob gaz? Get on it berk, those pics are like currency round here and she's the don, pay up or else she'll come knocking.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:33, Reply)

my first gaz to her was a cock gaz
TRUFAX. And look what it got me!
( djtrialprice, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:34, Reply)

Deffo one for the grandkids there.
nice work.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:37, Reply)

yeh
but it was a pic of al's cock, wasn't it?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:40, Reply)

No
That barely touches the sides. It was actually a picture of a rooster.

There will be no procreation.
( djtrialprice, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:43, Reply)

someone really should highlight the dangers
of meeting weird randoms from the internet. By 2050 we'll all end up married to internet weirdos!!!!!

will no-one think of the children?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:46, Reply)

Thinking of the children is frowned upon on the interwebs

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:53, Reply)

I like breasts.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)

woooooo

( djtrialprice, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)

I like ghosts' breasts.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:20, Reply)

By setting off explosives in the shafts of the world's largest active volcanoes, and triggering large-scale eruptions.
I suppose this could be an answer to both questions; while the initial eruptions and atmospheric pollution would be fatal for just about everything, once all the dust had settled the world would be quite peaceful with no life on it.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 22:25, Reply)

I like this
would you want to survive and oversee civilisation.2?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)

Not really, no.
What would be the point of trying to restart civilisation on a completely dead planet?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 22:37, Reply)

It would be cool if it was like Sid Meyer's Civ 2

( djtrialprice, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:01, Reply)

I'd make it mandatory for everyone the world over to neck five or six pills at the same time.
Same thing will work for the Alt Q, just wait til everyone's on a massive comedown.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:02, Reply)

A bit like
Bill Hicks' sketch about stoners - if everyone was high nobody would ever fight.
'Hey buddy!' 'Hey what?' '...hey!'
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:03, Reply)

Stop war making some people rich.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:16, Reply)

Hippy!

( djtrialprice, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)

get rid of organised religion
opium of the masses my ass, it's more like dynamite!

it's too cold in my flat to type anything about the apocalypse, even in front of the fire, my fingers are going straight back under the duvet, i think they are falling off after walking home from the gym...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:20, Reply)

I would put good money
on my flat being colder - I can see my breath in the air :(
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:23, Reply)

oh noes!
mine is ineptitude - didn't take a decent coat to the gym and can't work central heating, so it's my own fault. but it's just a bit too cold for me, it's not that bad. have you got heating issues, or have you got economy 7/storage heaters or something that is probably a bit defeated in this weather??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:25, Reply)

Storage heaters
massive massive pile of festering faeces. I have: socks, shorts, pj bottoms, two tshirts, a hoodie, a dressing gown, a duvet and two blankets and I'm STILL COLD.
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)

oh they aren't great
when i was a letting agent, i had quite a few tenants who flatly refused certain properties because they had bad experiences with storage heaters.

massive sympathy, cold home is annoying because it just makes you uncomfortable and sleepy all the time!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:32, Reply)

Unless it is the fucking nuts
I am never taking a flat with them again. They are pointless, expensive and almost totally ineffective.
(berk, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:35, Reply)

oh whinge whinge whinge.
You never heard me complain when I had the JeffAIDS did you?*

*Some, or all of that statement might be a lie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:38, Reply)

i believe this is a fair assessment

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)

yep, I used to rent a flat with a storage heater
when I was a student. Never again.
( djtrialprice, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:38, Reply)

Create a diversion
alt q: start WWIII via media hoax a la The Day Today.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3BO6GP9NMY
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:36, Reply)

I survived!
It isn't as cold as you'd think outside!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:36, Reply)

It isn't is it?
A bit of a let down.

I just got back from teh cinema. Watched The American. I enjoyed it but it wouldn't be everyone's cup of tea. 3/5.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:43, Reply)

What's it all about?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:48, Reply)

Hitman type dude in nice european location
stuff and ting happens.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:54, Reply)

There are also boobs.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:57, Reply)

I was not at work.
I was being Squeezed!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:52, Reply)

I do listen to you honest
Guns is going to see them this Friday.
( djtrialprice, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:55, Reply)

That boy is in for a treat
They've sharpened up their sound and have a renewed vigour.
Not bad for old men.
We saw Glen Tilbrook in the pub beforehand.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)

I'd steal the Peace Machine idea
alt q: I'd not tell anyone I was going to use the Peace Machine
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:59, Reply)

I would just distract people
and make them giggle
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 0:00, Reply)

them myself
( djtrialprice, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 0:02, Reply)

There she was just a-walkin' down the street, singin'
"MMMMUUUURRRGGGGHHHHHHHWWWAAAAARRRRRGRAAAKKK"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 0:03, Reply)

Oh fucking hell I'm laughing my tits off

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 0:04, Reply)

*facepalms*

( djtrialprice, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 0:04, Reply)

She looked "MBAAAARGH"
She looked "FLAAAMB"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 0:06, Reply)

Up your mum
alt: up your dad

I fucking hate this whole alt question thing, almost as much as I hate qotw, man I'm so filled with hatred
( broadsword, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 6:14, Reply)