My grandmother
once woke up in the middle of the night whilst staying at my parents' one Christmas, to find my my brother at the foot of the bed getting his cock out.

He was half asleep and blind drunk and had taken a wrong turning on the way to the lavatory. If she hadn't woken up he'd have pissed all over her.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:20, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

my brother me
his my
he I
had taken a wrong turning on the way to the lavatory wanted a wank
he I
pissed wanked
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:22, Reply)

oh, ally pally
so much effort, for so little reward.

(i've known men like this before)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Except the men you know would have shat on their grandmother instead.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:29, Reply)

i wish this were not so true

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:36, Reply)

We don't.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:38, Reply)

I could say the same about all your recent facebook photos
I settled down, cock in hand, for a good perve, and they were completely insufficient for the purpose!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:30, Reply)

are you calling me fugly?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Not at all
I like your latest profile pic, I'm just saying there were a lot of photos to go through, and none of them contained your tits, or even any cleavage.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:41, Reply)