I got great seats for Squeeze at the Phil the other night.
My parents were really impressed but it was sheer flukery.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Did you get great seats for Squeeze at the Phil?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Apparently she got great seats for Squeeze at the Phil, Monty.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I heard something about that*, but I wanted to check.

*something about great seats, Squeeze and the Phil, IIRC.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I think she's lying.
I think the view was obscured by a pillar, and that it was 2 Unlimited.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Nah, it was Squeeze at the Phil - I'm almost certain.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Do you reckon her seats were any good?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Fucking boss, she says.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:40, Reply)

They weren't just good - they were fucking GREAT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I went to the Phil once
and the seats were decidedly average. Mustn't have been my lucky night.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I once sang at the Phil
Fucking scary
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Me too!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:52, Reply)

She got the GREAT seats at the Phil?
That must have been amazing. I wonder who she was seeing there.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Jools Holland.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:43, Reply)

No no, no no no no
etc
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I hear that Roots got herself some seets for Squeeze at the Phil, and they were pretty good

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Go drink piss out of a Manc's clog, you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:34, Reply)

This is a great insult

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I had to edit it because it really uses a racist word, popular with old folk in North Liverpool
ie "She's such an alky, she'd drink from a ******'s clog."
The closest I can find without being too offensive to ethnic minorities or gypsies is Manc.
Mancs are welcome to use scouser instead.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:44, Reply)

OMG SRZ?
I heard that too!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Yeah, great seats, they were. That's what I was told.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:36, Reply)

No no no.
She nicked some great seats from the Phil, and had to squeeze out the back way so as not to get caught. That's MUCH more plausible.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I heard she squeezed Phil to get his seat
and it was pretty great*


*both the squeeze and the seat.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:38, Reply)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:46, Reply)

"I LIKE THIS"

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:47, Reply)

me too

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Ta both!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:53, Reply)

This is relevant because...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Great seat spectre tits?

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:10, Reply)

You(s) are making me laugh so much with this

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:46, Reply)