I had paella for lunch: that was rather nice.
Other than that today’s been OK but unremarkable. Much of it has been taken up by being consumed with jealously over my new worst friend Bartleby for his rock’n’roll gig tale earlier. I will only feel better if I find out he’s slipped over in the ice and broken something.

I would really have loved to have gone to that. Even though Bill fucking Haley was on the bill (who is shit, fact fans), and Screaming Lord Sutch’s performance was appallingly bad.

My godmother once told me she saw Jimi Hendrix, but left half way through because it was so loud. Durrrr.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:55, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

ahaha, I had nutella sandwhiches.
NOM NOM NOM.

How's London going m'dear?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:01, Reply)

It's OK thanks.
I saw a woman fall over on her arse this morning, always a pleasure.

Tonight I have been roped into cataloguing and photographing my daughter’s old baby clothes for Ebay purposes. I really need to go to bed instead, as I barely did last night due to cretinous MD and cognac consumption. I am a fool. An old fool who should know better.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I thought you'd done this already?
Not the MD obviously, but the eBay photos
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Nah my ex cancelled. I get dinner as payment tonight.
This is not a good enough bribe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Your daughter will be there though won't she?

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I fell on my face this morning, it was hilarious.
you'll beright on the weekend if you have a sleep instead of doing more MD and cognac.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Let it go Boycey.
It will only consume you and make you bitter.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:07, Reply)

My Brother in Law walked out of a Motorhead gig some years ago saying it was too loud and he was going to the pub.
I can only assume that it was a gay bar where he was going to have a proper gaying with gays.
(Cave Duck, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:08, Reply)

What an epic bender.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:12, Reply)

A bacon sandwich for me

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)