He's not the same person when you're not here.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

he's a 6ft housewife with a moustache
and called maureen
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Ooh lawdy
How goes it Mme Incident? I stood on a frog a few weeks ago. Urgh.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)

eww! nasty, we found a dead dried frog in a house I lived in once
I'm OK, exciting things are afoot
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:01, Reply)

I think it was already dead
but still squashy. It was a nasty squelch :(

good luck with your man! I'll be cheering you on.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)

why thank you
unless he's an arse, in which case can you turn that cheering to shouting in his face to make him go away?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Yes yes, yes I can.
Also, should you apologise to someone for not taking the hint that they don't like you and you still try to flirt horrifically? I think I've scarred him. I've got such a bad track record with this. But they shouldn't like me in the first place, it'd make things so much easier :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:18, Reply)

people should have some kind of
indicator lights that tell you stuff like that. I certainly can't work these things out as they stand
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:19, Reply)

You'd think sleeping with you, kissing you nicely the next morning, then walking you to your bus stop when you can barely stand, move or talk
meant they liked you.

But NO.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:21, Reply)

I could have told you that.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:23, Reply)

uh, well, that does seem
fairly unambiguous. Boys are stupid
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:23, Reply)

I blame our mutual friends
they ripped the shit out of him for it.

:(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:25, Reply)

big sadfaces all round

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:26, Reply)

The last 4 months have been hellish for me and my lovelife.
I hope I'm not coming across all emo when I say I genuinely couldn't take another knock.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:28, Reply)

Then ffs stay away from relationships for a while and build yourself back up again.
You've got bloody years left to find someone so have a break.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:31, Reply)

this ^^

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:32, Reply)

I wasn't looking for any of the knocks.
I wasn't trying to involve myself in the situation- I got caught up a couple of times, and the other was the final nail in the coffin of something that has been going on for years.

I just want a steady relationship, or for fuck's sake someone to find me attractive for more than a week.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:33, Reply)

You're mixing with young guys whose whole interest in girls is down to what they look like.
I'll tell you the same thing I told my little sister. Boys are crap but they'll get older and realise looks aint everything. Then you will shine brighter than the lot of them.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:38, Reply)

No, afraid you're wrong there
All three of them were in their twenties.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:39, Reply)

Hahaha!
They're still boys at that age silly girl. FFs, some of them don't grow up at all.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:42, Reply)

Maybe I should become a lesbian for a bit.
(omg Blousie, am I you?)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Well we do have similarities but I think you are much more fun than I was at your age.
I didn't turn to lesbianism because of men. I just fell for a woman and then another woman.

Just stay away from teh cock for a bit hon. You need some space to heal.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:48, Reply)

If it's true you need half of the time of the hurt to heal, I'm FUCKED
That's 3 years of my prime time.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Don't put yourself down, there are guys who find you attractive.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:49, Reply)

I can vouch for this.

( wanderlust, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Can I just state catagorically that I do not have sexual designs on Monty : )
Just forum banter.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Why not?
He's not bad for a miserable bastard.
( wanderlust, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:11, Reply)

I think I'm too kinky for him.
He frowned on my fondness for men in ladies underwear.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:12, Reply)

O_o
Oh Blousie, NO. Gross.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:13, Reply)

To be honest in theory I'd like it but in practise the men I end up with just wouldn't be able to carry it off.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:16, Reply)

God no no no no no.
I can not see how it'd be attractive. I don't even like briefs on boys. But I have slightly strange tastes myself.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:18, Reply)

I think the Rocky Horror Picture Show shaped my formative sexual landscape.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:21, Reply)

I know who exactly shaped my sexual landscape.
It makes a lot of sense.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:22, Reply)

/imagines a rocky horror version of a giger painting
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:22, Reply)

Hmm, well...
nothing explicit, but I doubt it's work-safe
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 23:15, Reply)

Methinks the Monty doth protest too much.

( wanderlust, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:20, Reply)

: P

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:22, Reply)

I am only joking here. Monty doesn't actually wear lady pants.
Well as far as I know he doesn't.

I am in so much trouble now...
( wanderlust, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:24, Reply)

hahaha!
I couldn't imagine anyone less likely to be caught in ladies underwear.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:25, Reply)

I saw him on Sunday
It still makes me smile to see him. I forget what he looks like and then BAM.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)

I can remember.
He's in my dreams every night : D
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:59, Reply)

dreams wankbank
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)

Well that goes without saying.
Actually no, that's not true. It's always a faceless man in my wank bank.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:03, Reply)

I can't even do that :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)

you need to practise wanking more

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:18, Reply)

There's no point whatsoever, there's no way I would be able to come anyway.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:19, Reply)

Coming isn't so important.
It's the taking part that matters : p
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:26, Reply)

You make having a crafty Barclays sound like taking part in the Special Olympics.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:39, Reply)

It is.
You make the same faces.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:41, Reply)

And dribble a bit too.
I may have said too much
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:49, Reply)