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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's oh so quiet.......
It's oh so still....
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:21, 156 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I'm internet shopping.
What do you want for christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:27, Reply)
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need,
I don't care about not presents
Underneath the Christmas tree......
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:31, Reply)
Mariah you are not.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:32, Reply)
Pariah I am.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:35, Reply)
It's not here,
I've just got in from playing outside in the snow. it's started snowing massively in Seaford. flakes of it were as big as my thumbnails!! I'm having so much fun!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:33, Reply)
After all the snow you're getting now, it'll keep you going for years back home.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:34, Reply)
Yeah and then I"ll have to come back for more.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:38, Reply)
You do well at Uni and you can go and live and work wherever you want : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:40, Reply)
Most mumsie post of the day. ^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:43, Reply)
Nothing wrong with a little motivation : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:44, Reply)
That was the plan though.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:49, Reply)
Please don't turn out like me and Jeff.
Make something of your life.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:52, Reply)
Harsh Blousie.
Very very harsh.

But fair
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:54, Reply)
well I'm hoping to do biomedical science and go from there into either pathology or research.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:56, Reply)
An ology is good.
You can go far with an ology.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)
:)
/has an a level in sociology
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:59, Reply)
You are Maureen Lipman
And this is a BT commercial.

EDIT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEfKEzX9QLE

Found it!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:59, Reply)
I knew you'd get it. *laughs*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:00, Reply)
I've found it as well
*Beams*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:01, Reply)
I do like Maureen Lipman.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:07, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:08, Reply)
She's funny and a good actress.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:29, Reply)
Did you watch that YouTube advert?
And was it just as you remembered?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:30, Reply)
I can't believe how much you are loving the snow.
Aren't you cold?

You were complaining about the cold the moment you landed!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:36, Reply)
yes but I was running about and falling over and having fun and it's just ACE.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:38, Reply)
How many times have you contacted home to tell them about the SNOW?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:40, Reply)
about 4 times.
I called mum yesterday and I told her on facebook today and I've just texted her a photo and I'm going to talk to her about it in the morning.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:49, Reply)
I can't believe you are still playing in it.
It's all cold and wet and horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:51, Reply)
Not here it isn't - it's light and fluffy and so very gorgeously pretty.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:56, Reply)
Have you got your snowball skills in order so you can battle Blousie?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)
No I'm rubbish.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:59, Reply)
I can't throw for toffee.
I was hoping to rope in my nephew for my team but he'll be at his dads.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:01, Reply)
what, so you'd gang up on me? MEAN!

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)
My sister would have been on your team.
All's fair in love and snowball fights.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)
Where do you stand on close-quarter combat?
In particular, rule 16.b

'Should the opportunitiy present itself, you may force some snow down your opponents back'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:07, Reply)
Snow down the pants is more fun.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:10, Reply)
I've already had snow down my back.
I shoved a fistful down my host-brother's shirt as revenge.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:12, Reply)
it's so bless

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:44, Reply)
alright Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:34, Reply)
Word!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:35, Reply)
WAAAAHOW!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:39, Reply)
Wooooo!
How's life been so far as a fiance?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:41, Reply)
It's been lovely.
It makes all the crap things in life more bearable too.
The proprietor of the local international foodstore and newsagent bellowed his congratulations on the street today. He hugged me and told me how relieved he was. RELIEVED! The parish must have been despairing of me!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:47, Reply)
Hahaha!
What would they make of me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:48, Reply)
He called me a good kid
He might call you a good kid too if you hug him.
I just made him sound like a pervert...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)
I could do with a hug.
I hear perverts give the best hugs.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:51, Reply)
He makes his wife do a twirl for everyone
because he bought her gastric band for her birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)
Aw! love is a gastric band operation.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:55, Reply)
Innit

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:56, Reply)
I'm watching Con Air
All is well.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:44, Reply)
Do you have a left-hand-drive car?
'Cos in my old car, it was called Air-Con.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:49, Reply)
BA BADA DA BA!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:46, Reply)
That just makes me think of the theme tune to
'This is your Life'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:48, Reply)
only because you've got
knob-shaped carrots on your mind
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)
That's 'That's Life!'

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:52, Reply)
oh yeah
sorry I was thinking about knob shaped carrots
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)
Hahahahaa

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:54, Reply)
You meet someone online and all of a sudden you become a massive
INTERNET BULLY.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)
*shakes fist*
give me your internet lunch money, dweeb!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:56, Reply)
Are you trying to the Gripper Stebson to my Ro-Land Browning?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:56, Reply)
well remembered dawk!
*wedgies*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)
You are Zammo.
You big smack head.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)
*dies*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:14, Reply)
You could have 'Just said No!'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:19, Reply)
I was just a bad example to everyone else
everyone serves a purpose

except undersea waiters who serve a porpoise
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:22, Reply)
They'll be no accusations.... Just friendly crustaceans
Under the sea!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:24, Reply)
ahaha ace.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:30, Reply)
Scuff his shoes.
He hates that.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:56, Reply)
*scuffs*
*stomps on toes*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)
My shoes aren't new and they don't need to be Christened.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:03, Reply)
I hate Megavideo.
It's stopped me watching after 31 mins, what happened to the 74 min rule? Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:47, Reply)
I've missed you Lampers.
Where have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:47, Reply)
I've been very busy, that's what
Going to lectures and shit during the day, and often not on here until past 10.

Not too much different today, I've still got a lot of tidying up to do to. How have things been in my absence?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:51, Reply)
Bereft of any classical references.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)
Monty's letting the side down.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:55, Reply)
He's not the same person when you're not here.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:56, Reply)
he's a 6ft housewife with a moustache
and called maureen
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:56, Reply)
Ooh lawdy
How goes it Mme Incident? I stood on a frog a few weeks ago. Urgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)
eww! nasty, we found a dead dried frog in a house I lived in once
I'm OK, exciting things are afoot
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:01, Reply)
I think it was already dead
but still squashy. It was a nasty squelch :(

good luck with your man! I'll be cheering you on.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)
why thank you
unless he's an arse, in which case can you turn that cheering to shouting in his face to make him go away?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:16, Reply)
Yes yes, yes I can.
Also, should you apologise to someone for not taking the hint that they don't like you and you still try to flirt horrifically? I think I've scarred him. I've got such a bad track record with this. But they shouldn't like me in the first place, it'd make things so much easier :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:18, Reply)
people should have some kind of
indicator lights that tell you stuff like that. I certainly can't work these things out as they stand
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:19, Reply)
You'd think sleeping with you, kissing you nicely the next morning, then walking you to your bus stop when you can barely stand, move or talk
meant they liked you.

But NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:21, Reply)
I could have told you that.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:23, Reply)
uh, well, that does seem
fairly unambiguous. Boys are stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:23, Reply)
I blame our mutual friends
they ripped the shit out of him for it.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:25, Reply)
big sadfaces all round

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:26, Reply)
The last 4 months have been hellish for me and my lovelife.
I hope I'm not coming across all emo when I say I genuinely couldn't take another knock.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:28, Reply)
Then ffs stay away from relationships for a while and build yourself back up again.
You've got bloody years left to find someone so have a break.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:31, Reply)
this ^^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:32, Reply)
I wasn't looking for any of the knocks.
I wasn't trying to involve myself in the situation- I got caught up a couple of times, and the other was the final nail in the coffin of something that has been going on for years.

I just want a steady relationship, or for fuck's sake someone to find me attractive for more than a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:33, Reply)
You're mixing with young guys whose whole interest in girls is down to what they look like.
I'll tell you the same thing I told my little sister. Boys are crap but they'll get older and realise looks aint everything. Then you will shine brighter than the lot of them.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:38, Reply)
No, afraid you're wrong there
All three of them were in their twenties.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:39, Reply)
Hahaha!
They're still boys at that age silly girl. FFs, some of them don't grow up at all.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:42, Reply)
Maybe I should become a lesbian for a bit.
(omg Blousie, am I you?)
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:44, Reply)
Well we do have similarities but I think you are much more fun than I was at your age.
I didn't turn to lesbianism because of men. I just fell for a woman and then another woman.

Just stay away from teh cock for a bit hon. You need some space to heal.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:48, Reply)
If it's true you need half of the time of the hurt to heal, I'm FUCKED
That's 3 years of my prime time.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:59, Reply)
Don't put yourself down, there are guys who find you attractive.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:49, Reply)
I can vouch for this.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:06, Reply)
Can I just state catagorically that I do not have sexual designs on Monty : )
Just forum banter.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:09, Reply)
Why not?
He's not bad for a miserable bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:11, Reply)
I think I'm too kinky for him.
He frowned on my fondness for men in ladies underwear.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:12, Reply)
O_o
Oh Blousie, NO. Gross.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:13, Reply)
To be honest in theory I'd like it but in practise the men I end up with just wouldn't be able to carry it off.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:16, Reply)
God no no no no no.
I can not see how it'd be attractive. I don't even like briefs on boys. But I have slightly strange tastes myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:18, Reply)
I think the Rocky Horror Picture Show shaped my formative sexual landscape.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:21, Reply)
I know who exactly shaped my sexual landscape.
It makes a lot of sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:22, Reply)

/imagines a rocky horror version of a giger painting
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:22, Reply)
Hmm, well...
nothing explicit, but I doubt it's work-safe
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 23:15, Reply)
Methinks the Monty doth protest too much.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:20, Reply)
: P

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:22, Reply)
I am only joking here. Monty doesn't actually wear lady pants.
Well as far as I know he doesn't.

I am in so much trouble now...
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:24, Reply)
hahaha!
I couldn't imagine anyone less likely to be caught in ladies underwear.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:25, Reply)
I saw him on Sunday
It still makes me smile to see him. I forget what he looks like and then BAM.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)
I can remember.
He's in my dreams every night : D
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:59, Reply)

dreams wankbank
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)
Well that goes without saying.
Actually no, that's not true. It's always a faceless man in my wank bank.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:03, Reply)
I can't even do that :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)
you need to practise wanking more

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:18, Reply)
There's no point whatsoever, there's no way I would be able to come anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:19, Reply)
Coming isn't so important.
It's the taking part that matters : p
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:26, Reply)
You make having a crafty Barclays sound like taking part in the Special Olympics.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:39, Reply)
It is.
You make the same faces.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:41, Reply)
And dribble a bit too.
I may have said too much
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:49, Reply)
We are going to win the cup now definitely
The oracle has spoken
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:59, Reply)
Oracle!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:01, Reply)
You need some advice I'm on fire right now

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)
red or black?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:09, Reply)
red

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:38, Reply)
yesssssssss

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 23:03, Reply)
Are you saying that Bob is a winner?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 23:07, Reply)
aw Bob

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 23:30, Reply)
You having a nice day K?
Have things got better at home?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 23:31, Reply)
Can you still get Oracle on TV?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)
Pass
Try another
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:03, Reply)
He probably can in Wales
But you've got to give Radio Rentals a few more lumps of coal each month for a telly with that facility.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)
A cup that no one gives a flying one about. Not even fans of shit teams like me.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:11, Reply)
it'll do

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:39, Reply)
That's because we're all off out to party.
*does the monster mash*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:10, Reply)
*does the mash potato*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:13, Reply)
*does the sausages*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:14, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:15, Reply)
Who is putting on the veg and making the onion gravy?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:22, Reply)
You!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:24, Reply)
Okay
What veg to you want? I was thinking of doing some peas.

What else would you like with it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:25, Reply)
I love peas.
Yorkshire puds please.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:27, Reply)
You want me to make Yorkshire Puds as well?
*Reaches for the wisk, turns the oven up dead-high*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:28, Reply)
/to the tune of "I'm putting on my top hat"

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:24, Reply)
Top hat,
The most effectual Top Hat!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:27, Reply)
He's intellectual.
Don't know the rest without googling it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:33, Reply)
Do you think that this cartoon was why that woman put that cat in a bin a few months ago?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:35, Reply)
Might have been a factor Jeff.
I wonder if it was mentioned in court?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:40, Reply)
Well I've not see Top Cat on the telly since this incident.
Have you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:50, Reply)
OMG! It's nearly 11pm.
I'm off to bed before I turn back into a pumpkin.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:49, Reply)
Night Blousie!
Sleep well you!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 22:50, Reply)

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