Technically, they are dead the moment they are picked, aren't they?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

man in "totally missing the point of flowers" shocker

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:43, Reply)

And that point is?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:43, Reply)

to sucker you out of money

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:46, Reply)

or to get you forgiven for something petty she's picked up on
or to get you anal.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I don't think flowers
have ever made someone agree to anal
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Flowers are designed for bees and women
Men don't really understand either, but we keep them around for the useful by products.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I thought you liked quite a few bits of 'pollin', if you know what I mean?
In case you don't, I'm calling you a massive druglord because you like drugs which sometimes comes from pollin from a flower.... probably.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:56, Reply)

that you even have to ask this is a crushing disappointment

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 11:46, Reply)

i always imagined you as the sort of person who thinks flowers hold some sort of importance

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:13, Reply)

i am more worried about the fact that you have spent any time imagining me at all!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

you can't stop me now!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

oh well
it'll help with your bulimia
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Amberl pointed out the other day that bulimia isn't funny.
Apparently.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:22, Reply)

*Dead pans*
It's sick.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:23, Reply)

thank goodness you added the dead pans bit there
else i would not have got the joke
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I didn't say that
I just gave an example of a nasty side effect
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:56, Reply)

You did,
your exact words were "Look guys, I know I'm all attractive and stuff and I've got fantastic boobs, but look, I totally did this course about people who are sick after they eat and it's totally not very nice or funny, now I've got to go and rub cocoa butter into my boobs to keep them smelling and feeling in tip top condition"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 13:00, Reply)

dead flowers, that is

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I bought some flowers for my girlfriend on Friday.
BUT, that was before Roota pointed out one or two things this morning.
(Cave Duck, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:47, Reply)